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Orrex

(65,147 posts) Thu Mar 20, 2025, 06:58 AM Mar 20

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Stuck his head so far up his ass that he simply vanished?

Decapitated by a violently dislodged Cybertruck panel?

Fatally haunted by the ghosts of Navaho Code Talkers?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 20 OP

I prefer brain cancer Henry203 Mar 20 #1

If he only had a brain Orrex Mar 20 #6

... SheltieLover Mar 20 #9

Necktie caught in an elevator door? Oopsie Daisy Mar 20 #2

Thank you for the reminder about the time he got stuck in a stalled niyad Mar 20 #23

Got stuck in Fargo...wanted to see how a wood chipper worked... MiHale Mar 20 #3

Snort! niyad Mar 20 #24

You had me laughing at the first one Auggie Mar 20 #4

He got too close to RFK Jr and got strangled by his brain worm. Bumbles Mar 20 #5

Choked on his own bullshit Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 20 #7

Bonked on the noggin C_U_L8R Mar 20 #8

I checked - no malaise Mar 20 #10

Eagles did it best. Swede Mar 20 #11

Love it malaise Mar 20 #36

Struck by a hard-hit homer off Jackie Robinson's ghostly bat? SheltieLover Mar 20 #12

No, but I've begun praying it will be soon. So, I may go straight to hell. It will be my sacrifice for the cause. Joinfortmill Mar 20 #13

No worries, heaven & hell are human constructs, but SheltieLover Mar 20 #14

I hear that all the time, but... 634-5789 Mar 20 #17

I eagerly await his demise, but I hope.... 634-5789 Mar 20 #15

... hlthe2b Mar 20 #16

Toonces drove him off a cliff? LW1977 Mar 20 #27

Maybe ties him to run behind the moving car (in which case, it really will be "soon" ) hlthe2b Mar 20 #35

IHD,Y? Sharma Dreihund Mar 20 #18

That's first thing to hopefully see, Look for it EVERY morning IrishBubbaLiberal Mar 20 #19

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 20 #20

And beardo & Johnson SheltieLover Mar 20 #30

Exactly. They all need to go! niyad Mar 20 #31

Heck, they can even take pootie, Xi & that sour puss from N Korea along SheltieLover Mar 20 #32

Passed away peacefully in his sleep at 4 am. twodogsbarking Mar 20 #21

Disappeared in the middle of the night to a foreign gulag? CaptainTruth Mar 20 #22

I like all three of those options but hoping for the first one IronLionZion Mar 20 #25

Nope 3auld6phart Mar 20 #26

Got into the wrong car when hitchhikkng surfered Mar 20 #28

Holding his breath until we accept him no_hypocrisy Mar 20 #29

. PunkinPi Mar 20 #33

Not yet but, the cosmos is lining up. republianmushroom Mar 20 #34

... SheltieLover Mar 20 #37

I just want him to go blind. Grey5 Mar 20 #38

As long as it's slow and painful Blue Owl Mar 21 #39