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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

niyad

(124,073 posts)
23. Thank you for the reminder about the time he got stuck in a stalled
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 09:24 AM
Mar 20

elevator here in the Springs during his 2016 campaign. Alas, they managed to get it moving without it plummeting down, which would only have been four floors anyway.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 20 OP
I prefer brain cancer Henry203 Mar 20 #1
If he only had a brain Orrex Mar 20 #6
... SheltieLover Mar 20 #9
Necktie caught in an elevator door? Oopsie Daisy Mar 20 #2
Thank you for the reminder about the time he got stuck in a stalled niyad Mar 20 #23
Got stuck in Fargo...wanted to see how a wood chipper worked... MiHale Mar 20 #3
Snort! niyad Mar 20 #24
You had me laughing at the first one Auggie Mar 20 #4
He got too close to RFK Jr and got strangled by his brain worm. Bumbles Mar 20 #5
Choked on his own bullshit Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 20 #7
Bonked on the noggin C_U_L8R Mar 20 #8
I checked - no malaise Mar 20 #10
Eagles did it best. Swede Mar 20 #11
Love it malaise Mar 20 #36
Struck by a hard-hit homer off Jackie Robinson's ghostly bat? SheltieLover Mar 20 #12
No, but I've begun praying it will be soon. So, I may go straight to hell. It will be my sacrifice for the cause. Joinfortmill Mar 20 #13
No worries, heaven & hell are human constructs, but SheltieLover Mar 20 #14
I hear that all the time, but... 634-5789 Mar 20 #17
I eagerly await his demise, but I hope.... 634-5789 Mar 20 #15
... hlthe2b Mar 20 #16
Toonces drove him off a cliff? LW1977 Mar 20 #27
Maybe ties him to run behind the moving car (in which case, it really will be "soon" ) hlthe2b Mar 20 #35
IHD,Y? Sharma Dreihund Mar 20 #18
That's first thing to hopefully see, Look for it EVERY morning IrishBubbaLiberal Mar 20 #19
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 20 #20
And beardo & Johnson SheltieLover Mar 20 #30
Exactly. They all need to go! niyad Mar 20 #31
Heck, they can even take pootie, Xi & that sour puss from N Korea along SheltieLover Mar 20 #32
Passed away peacefully in his sleep at 4 am. twodogsbarking Mar 20 #21
Disappeared in the middle of the night to a foreign gulag? CaptainTruth Mar 20 #22
I like all three of those options but hoping for the first one IronLionZion Mar 20 #25
Nope 3auld6phart Mar 20 #26
Got into the wrong car when hitchhikkng surfered Mar 20 #28
Holding his breath until we accept him no_hypocrisy Mar 20 #29
. PunkinPi Mar 20 #33
Not yet but, the cosmos is lining up. republianmushroom Mar 20 #34
... SheltieLover Mar 20 #37
I just want him to go blind. Grey5 Mar 20 #38
As long as it's slow and painful Blue Owl Mar 21 #39
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