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Orrex

(66,678 posts) Fri Mar 21, 2025, 06:14 AM Mar 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fell off White House roof while trying to evict a Canada goose?

Tongue stuck to railroad track shortly before Amtrack rush hour?

Slain by an absurd campaign of outreach and appeasement?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 2025 OP

Thought he had to fart and pushed too hard C_U_L8R Mar 2025 #1

Vlad had enough of him... MiHale Mar 2025 #2

The Diet Coke butler did it? William Seger Mar 2025 #3

Slipped on some spilled ketchup and did a header into the floor. Swede Mar 2025 #4

He has enough time and many plane trips to take. Omnipresent Mar 2025 #5

Sadly no malaise Mar 2025 #6

His new Tesla overheated? CaptainTruth Mar 2025 #7

other possibilities Sharma Dreihund Mar 2025 #8

No, but he's tired of winning Gordcanuck Mar 2025 #9

About time you got back! niyad Mar 2025 #15

Had to return, Gordcanuck Mar 2025 #26

Sadly, no. But hope abounds. Joinfortmill Mar 2025 #10

Choked while trying to utter a true statement? Jimi du Ranty Mar 2025 #11

Pecked to death while trying to steal eggs from the hen house. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #12

Bwaaaaah malaise Mar 2025 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #14

Unfortunately 3auld6phart Mar 2025 #16

In reference to his demise, birdographer Mar 2025 #17

Well, so much for plan b Orrex Mar 2025 #18

... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #19

Am I a bad person? LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #20

Yes according to musks little boy bluestarone Mar 2025 #21

Not yet damn it, but the day is still young. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #22

Had heart attack due to a fit that ensued after he tried and failed to order a Diet Coke GopherGal Mar 2025 #23

You would think a pigeon would shit on him Emile Mar 2025 #24

Mistakenly grabbed by ICE, put in chains and cuffs Wicked Blue Mar 2025 #25