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Orrex

(65,147 posts) Fri Mar 21, 2025, 07:14 AM Mar 21

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fell off White House roof while trying to evict a Canada goose?

Tongue stuck to railroad track shortly before Amtrack rush hour?

Slain by an absurd campaign of outreach and appeasement?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 21 OP

Thought he had to fart and pushed too hard C_U_L8R Mar 21 #1

Vlad had enough of him... MiHale Mar 21 #2

The Diet Coke butler did it? William Seger Mar 21 #3

Slipped on some spilled ketchup and did a header into the floor. Swede Mar 21 #4

He has enough time and many plane trips to take. Omnipresent Mar 21 #5

Sadly no malaise Mar 21 #6

His new Tesla overheated? CaptainTruth Mar 21 #7

other possibilities Sharma Dreihund Mar 21 #8

No, but he's tired of winning Gordcanuck Mar 21 #9

About time you got back! niyad Mar 21 #15

Had to return, Gordcanuck Mar 22 #26

Sadly, no. But hope abounds. Joinfortmill Mar 21 #10

Choked while trying to utter a true statement? Jimi du Ranty Mar 21 #11

Pecked to death while trying to steal eggs from the hen house. twodogsbarking Mar 21 #12

Bwaaaaah malaise Mar 21 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 21 #14

Unfortunately 3auld6phart Mar 21 #16

In reference to his demise, birdographer Mar 21 #17

Well, so much for plan b Orrex Mar 21 #18

... hlthe2b Mar 21 #19

Am I a bad person? LetMyPeopleVote Mar 21 #20

Yes according to musks little boy bluestarone Mar 21 #21

Not yet damn it, but the day is still young. republianmushroom Mar 21 #22

Had heart attack due to a fit that ensued after he tried and failed to order a Diet Coke GopherGal Mar 21 #23

You would think a pigeon would shit on him Emile Mar 21 #24

Mistakenly grabbed by ICE, put in chains and cuffs Wicked Blue Mar 21 #25