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malaise

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7. No but lightning delayed the final of the

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:13 AM

Mar 31

Miami Tennis Open for over six hours.
Florida is the death by lightning state - more golf please-
I’m hoping for a lightning strike in a bunker or when he trips over his own foot 😀

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 31 OP

Sadly not yet. Hopefully very soon! SheltieLover Mar 31 #1

Taken out by Greenlandic Seal Team C_U_L8R Mar 31 #2

Love this! SheltieLover Mar 31 #4

Nice malaise Mar 31 #9

Hoot! William Seger Mar 31 #21

Baaahahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 Tuesday #42

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Hahaha! SheltieLover Mar 31 #5

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Hahaha Joinfortmill Mar 31 #30

Can Satan die? BlueKota Mar 31 #6

No but lightning delayed the final of the malaise Mar 31 #7

Pls see #10 below SheltieLover Mar 31 #12

Would be poetic karma BlueKota Mar 31 #35

Karma would be Hurricane Karen hitting MAG-A-Lardo malaise Mar 31 #36

Just at the second kraznov completes his swing, lightening strikes, frying slobby SheltieLover Mar 31 #10

Bwaaaaah malaise Mar 31 #22

I knew you would! SheltieLover Mar 31 #25

Any time malaise Mar 31 #29

No, he wasn't riding in that U.S. military vehicle that sank in a deep and muddy Lithuanian bog. sop Mar 31 #11

Cleaved in two by 49th parallel royable Mar 31 #13

... hlthe2b Mar 31 #14

Yikes! Joinfortmill Mar 31 #31

Snakes on air force one. Poison ones. twodogsbarking Mar 31 #15

There is no such thing as poison snakes. Groundhawg Mar 31 #26

ous twodogsbarking Tuesday #38

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It was made up and meant to be silly. twodogsbarking Tuesday #40

Tuberculosis? Oopsie Daisy Mar 31 #16

Somebody waxed the stairs? 58Sunliner Mar 31 #17

OMG! lol Joinfortmill Mar 31 #32

A 200 year old magnolia tree fell on him while taking a stroll around the Whitehouse. Buddyzbuddy Mar 31 #18

A skin biopsy show he has Agent Orange. Emile Mar 31 #19

Latest picture taken of him this morning. Emile Mar 31 #37

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 31 #20

Possibly a pit from Hell Wicked Blue Mar 31 #24

Stumbled into the middle of a Canadian ice hockey fight Wicked Blue Mar 31 #23

Only the good die young. MIButterfly Mar 31 #27

Good ones! Not yet, dammit. Joinfortmill Mar 31 #28

Not yet, damn it, but we are a day loser to that day. republianmushroom Mar 31 #33

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Mar 31 #34

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