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magicarpet

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28. Yes,... one ten mile long strand of hair.

Mon Apr 28, 2025, 09:25 AM

Apr 2025

He will have his coiffure done up to take that ten mile long strand of hair and twirl it around and around his head into the most elaborate beehive hairdo ever. Then plaster and glue it all in place with 5 - 20 oz cans of Aqua Net hair spray.

The comb over to beat all comb overs. With the added benefit that the comb over could make him 7 feet tall. Barron would become the midget of the family again,.. because daddy towered over him with the high rise beehive hair do.

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Melania, over and out. [View all] Tanuki Apr 2025 OP

They were made for each other. Dave Bowman Apr 2025 #1

It looked like he was walking towards the runway, for a moment. Buns_of_Fire Apr 2025 #2

Going the wrong way, waving at pretend crowds as usual. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #8

I think he was pretending to not see the Marines MurrayDelph Apr 2025 #46

I think he was brain dead from jet lag and being medicated at the funeral. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #48

Legend in his own mind. Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #49

Narcissists think they are the only star of the show, the rest of us are props and meaningless. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #51

She couldn't get away from him fast enough. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #3

It was the easiest $4,000,000 she ever made. Hugin Apr 2025 #22

Minimum $10-20M. Trump's a real billionaire now. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #52

I'm still not convinced Alliepoo Apr 2025 #42

It might have been the Melania bot: thucythucy Apr 2025 #53

Gues she got back on her own. Seem she wanted nothing further to do with him. brush Apr 2025 #43

The a-hole didn't even return the salute. Didn't the right go crazy when Obama gave a sloppy one with an umbrella? sinkingfeeling Apr 2025 #4

They sure did. Faux, and the rest of msm will say nada. Boomerproud Apr 2025 #5

I noticed that too fujiyamasan Apr 2025 #7

He's not supposed to return the salute. Liberal In Texas Apr 2025 #17

I seriously doubt NJCher Apr 2025 #21

He's obviously not - as he frequently salutes the honor guard at the helicopter or AF1. Liberal In Texas Apr 2025 #23

But ... a North Korean general gets saluted UpInArms Apr 2025 #38

Interesting fujiyamasan Apr 2025 #45

True but a polite nod to acknowledge them would not have been out of place MurrayDelph Apr 2025 #47

He only salutes North Korean soldiers. Midnight Writer Apr 2025 #26

GMTA UpInArms Apr 2025 #40

It is to be hoped... Godot51 Apr 2025 #6

G.O.P. Draft-Dodger-in-Chief thinks our soldiers are "suckers and losers: BoRaGard Apr 2025 #11

6'3"? Aviation Pro Apr 2025 #9

It's a body double I guess Ponietz Apr 2025 #10

Melania has gained some weight. Irish_Dem Apr 2025 #16

You know, it says a lot when a funeral is the only place taxi Apr 2025 #12

He'll soon have one strand of hair left malaise Apr 2025 #13

All swirled up newdeal2 Apr 2025 #24

Cut or shave malaise Apr 2025 #25

Yes,... one ten mile long strand of hair. magicarpet Apr 2025 #28

ROFL😂😂😂 malaise Apr 2025 #36

Rofl Joinfortmill Apr 2025 #29

Almost all gone malaise Apr 2025 #34

Watching the guards at the helicopter salute that felon makes one vomit mdbl Apr 2025 #14

more barf bags ... *nt* DoBW Apr 2025 #15

I wonder if they had to pay her extra for this trip. GoCubsGo Apr 2025 #18

Watch the first few seconds of the clip, taxi Apr 2025 #19

Looks to me like she's wiping her mouth off after a kiss goodbye or being too close Deuxcents Apr 2025 #35

Brrr! What a chilling thought. taxi Apr 2025 #37

She most likely said bif Apr 2025 #39

There just long enough D_Master81 Apr 2025 #20

Ha! Getting paid for her command appearances. Joinfortmill Apr 2025 #27

I'm bdamomma Apr 2025 #30

LMAO!!! LymphocyteLover Apr 2025 #31

I loathe both of them equally. They deserve each other. jrthin Apr 2025 #32

His hair wants to make a run for it also but the super glue won't let it Tribetime Apr 2025 #33

Go back to Russia, Bore-Us and Natasha Blue Owl Apr 2025 #41

Lol! flamingdem Apr 2025 #50

Happy Birthday kacekwl Apr 2025 #44

It looks like he's looking for a replacement trophy wife. Ping Tung Apr 2025 #54