General Discussion

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Pull “alternative facts” and nonexistent statistics out of their ass at a moment’s notice

Be able to constantly repeat bullet talking points so that they can conveniently change the subject when asked a question they don’t understand or are unable to lie about.

Like a MAGAt truck “rolling coal”, be able to instantaneously create a smokescreen of lies and bullshit so thick that the listener eventually feels like they are trying to find their way out of a labyrinth in total darkness.

Inject high volume blasts of verbal diarrhea into a conversation to drown out dissenting voices. This skill is particularly useful in a debate situation when they are feeling the heat.

Be able to convince listeners that they know everything and then be able to simultaneously claim to know nothing. This is a vital skill that comes into play when the clueless toadies the Trumglish speaker has under them fuck up to the point where it becomes national news.