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Tarzanrock

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40. It's "straitjacket" time!

Tue May 6, 2025, 02:55 PM

May 6

Mr. President, just put your right arm in the sleeve of this new jacket. Yes, Sir, just like that. Yes, Sir, the sleeves are a bit long. Now, Sir, just put your left arm into this sleeve. Yes,Mr. President the jacket is quite fashionable and the color is quite becoming on you. Sir, I'm certain that Malaria will love it. No, Mr. President,the attached "straps" are a "presidential" safety measure for your protection. Yes, that's correct, Mr. President, the straps have to be attached. No,Mr. President, it won't be "uncomfortable." Sir, you look just "stunning" in your new jacket -- very presidential, if I may say so. Everyone will say, it's most presidential. Now, Sir, these "secret service" men are going to take you to your next scheduled appointment.

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