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Orrex

(66,951 posts) Mon Jul 28, 2025, 08:03 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?

Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?

Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Fatal sepsis from infected diaper rash? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1

Fatal sepsis from diaper rash . HaHaHaHaHa. Von Shitzenpanz. surfered Jul 2025 #15

Thx SheltieLover Jul 2025 #19

If only lamp_shade Jul 2025 #2

Choked on an British Sausage at breakfast. SocialDemocrat61 Jul 2025 #3

Fell asleep and drowned in his cup of tea berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #21

We need to manifest his death... MiHale Jul 2025 #4

Be careful what you wish for... littlemissmartypants Jul 2025 #12

Sadly, no. But when he eventually does, the creator of the Simpsons says there will be dancing in the streets surfered Jul 2025 #5

Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned Blue Owl Jul 2025 #6

Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #7

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 2025 #10

Hopefully soon 🍾🥂 surfered Jul 2025 #16

Damn, not last night. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #8

"Contemplating all the ways that may make this happen..." hlthe2b Jul 2025 #9

So many great possibilities & we just need one. SheltieLover Jul 2025 #11

I'm having fun here malaise Jul 2025 #22

I loved the dinosaur!!! niyad Jul 2025 #30

Metoo malaise Jul 2025 #23

Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain. NNadir Jul 2025 #13

While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine, Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #14

Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado, generalbetrayus Jul 2025 #17

No but malaise Jul 2025 #18

ask him directly if he is still alive DBoon Jul 2025 #26

You made me laugh malaise Jul 2025 #28

Nope. Still in bed but I would've heard the noise outside. nt BWdem4life Jul 2025 #20

No, dammit. ShazzieB Jul 2025 #24

I heard a rumor his circulatory system is turning into concrete. Duncan Grant Jul 2025 #25

I thought it was his colon DBoon Jul 2025 #27

Another day of disappointment... WestMichRad Jul 2025 #29