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Orrex

(66,897 posts) Mon Aug 4, 2025, 08:35 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Disintegrated outright by Jasmine Crockett?

Shriveled heart finally gave out after a lifetime of tacky and hideously bad taste?

Collapsed from the multitude of ailments obviously afflicting him?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

"That orange carcass may smell bad, but I'll eat it anyway--starting with his face..." hlthe2b Aug 2025 #1

Nice kitty.... surfered Aug 2025 #7

Ty, magnificent Tiger for your willingness to take one for the team! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #20

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #2

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #4

Not soon enough surfered Aug 2025 #6

Soon enough would've been decades ago SheltieLover Aug 2025 #8

Fatal diaper explosion? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #3

Kashyap Pramod Patel fastened his diaper too securely Blue Owl Aug 2025 #13

Bwahahaha SheltieLover Aug 2025 #16

Apoplectic stroke surfered Aug 2025 #5

Hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #9

Another day of disappointment LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #10

Hit by own golf ball strike on the 13th tee thanks to a oak tree? Brainfodder Aug 2025 #11

Couldn't get airborne enough while jumping the shark due to his morbid obesity Blue Owl Aug 2025 #12

An electric shark perhaps? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #17

Awestruck by defaced Rose Garden. Sneederbunk Aug 2025 #14

Unwisely attempted to do math in order to lower drug prices by 1400%. While failing miserably at making life more jls4561 Aug 2025 #15

Good one! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #18

In a related story, KKKaoline Leave-it! has also vanished during her daily propaganda spew. jls4561 Aug 2025 #29

Choked on a bone while downing a bucket of KFC Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2025 #19

How many times can a Zombie die? no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #21

Not last night, damn, maybe today. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #22

Crushed by a falling beam during construction of his new White House ballroom? generalbetrayus Aug 2025 #23

... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #26

Tripped... littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #24

That would be poetic justice, Pants! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #27

Today's button CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #25

Truer words have never been written, esp in this instance SheltieLover Aug 2025 #28

Sadly I have seen a lot of drowning stories, locally and other. Why them and not him? twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #30

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #31

I still find myself in a universe where that has not come to pass NotASurfer Aug 2025 #32

Twisted his internal organs into a fatal knot while maneuvering to explain his existence in the Epstein files. jls4561 Aug 2025 #33

Nice! Orrex Aug 2025 #37

No but malaise Aug 2025 #34

We should be so lucky! ShazzieB Aug 2025 #35

He could accidentally fall out of a window after BigmanPigman Aug 2025 #36