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NotASurfer

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32. I still find myself in a universe where that has not come to pass

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Aug 4, 2025, 11:55 AM

Aug 2025

instead of one of the parallel universes where every one of the creative alternatives you propose has come to pass. Unfortunately there is no celebration in this reality. Yet.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

"That orange carcass may smell bad, but I'll eat it anyway--starting with his face..." hlthe2b Aug 2025 #1

Nice kitty.... surfered Aug 2025 #7

Ty, magnificent Tiger for your willingness to take one for the team! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #20

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #2

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #4

Not soon enough surfered Aug 2025 #6

Soon enough would've been decades ago SheltieLover Aug 2025 #8

Fatal diaper explosion? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #3

Kashyap Pramod Patel fastened his diaper too securely Blue Owl Aug 2025 #13

Bwahahaha SheltieLover Aug 2025 #16

Apoplectic stroke surfered Aug 2025 #5

Hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #9

Another day of disappointment LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #10

Hit by own golf ball strike on the 13th tee thanks to a oak tree? Brainfodder Aug 2025 #11

Couldn't get airborne enough while jumping the shark due to his morbid obesity Blue Owl Aug 2025 #12

An electric shark perhaps? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #17

Awestruck by defaced Rose Garden. Sneederbunk Aug 2025 #14

Unwisely attempted to do math in order to lower drug prices by 1400%. While failing miserably at making life more jls4561 Aug 2025 #15

Good one! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #18

In a related story, KKKaoline Leave-it! has also vanished during her daily propaganda spew. jls4561 Aug 2025 #29

Choked on a bone while downing a bucket of KFC Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2025 #19

How many times can a Zombie die? no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #21

Not last night, damn, maybe today. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #22

Crushed by a falling beam during construction of his new White House ballroom? generalbetrayus Aug 2025 #23

... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #26

Tripped... littlemissmartypants Aug 2025 #24

That would be poetic justice, Pants! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #27

Today's button CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #25

Truer words have never been written, esp in this instance SheltieLover Aug 2025 #28

Sadly I have seen a lot of drowning stories, locally and other. Why them and not him? twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #30

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #31

I still find myself in a universe where that has not come to pass NotASurfer Aug 2025 #32

Twisted his internal organs into a fatal knot while maneuvering to explain his existence in the Epstein files. jls4561 Aug 2025 #33

Nice! Orrex Aug 2025 #37

No but malaise Aug 2025 #34

We should be so lucky! ShazzieB Aug 2025 #35

He could accidentally fall out of a window after BigmanPigman Aug 2025 #36