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In reply to the discussion: "Big Balls" beaten and bloodied in DC [View all]Chemical Bill
(3,172 posts)44. For one thing...
do these people not know enough to get in the car at 3 AM, rather than hanging out on the street? Especially if there was a group of people approaching, or already there. Even if Mr. Small Testicles had not been out of his mother's basement before he came to DC to steal our data, oops, I mean eliminate fraud, hasn't he ever seen any movies?
And how did the story change? If he was protecting his SO, who made up the original report about him going to rescue a stranger, a woman in trouble? Was it the police? A writer or editor?
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You know, I get it. "Big Balls" is viewed as a villain here, rightly so for his actions while working for Musk and DOGE.
sop
Aug 2025
#18
So what evidence can you offer that calling this bullshit isn't unfounded?
EdmondDantes_
Aug 2025
#57
It's really strange when actual events are said to be "lies," "bullshit" and "fake news" because people don't like the
sop
Aug 2025
#37
Trump is using the assault as a reason to federalize DC and take away citizens' rights.
live love laugh
Aug 2025
#34
Well, anybody who really lives in a city knows to dress down and not show off your affluence. Don't flash the cash
Walleye
Aug 2025
#45
At my predicted rate of exaggeration, it'll be a gang of at least 35 by the weekend.
Buns_of_Fire
Aug 2025
#39
To those saying this is fake, he definitely did get beaten up. Though I doubt he
Scrivener7
Aug 2025
#40
The woman is being described by police as his significant other not a stranger. Elon lies.
Walleye
Aug 2025
#47
The DC Police report identified the woman as Emily Bryant, describing her as Coristine's "significant other."
sop
Aug 2025
#48
Why didn't Big Balls just get in the car with his significant other and drive away?
gab13by13
Aug 2025
#53