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55. From The Metropolitan Police report:
Thu Aug 7, 2025, 07:42 AM
Aug 2025

(Business Insider, August 6, 2025) "A key member of the Department of Government Efficiency was attacked in an attempted carjacking in Washington, DC, over the weekend, authorities said — and a newly-released police report sheds light on what the staffer said happened."

"Business Insider obtained a copy of the incident report from the Metropolitan Police Department."

"The police report says that around 3 a.m. on Sunday, MPD officers in a cruiser saw a group of about 10 young people surrounding Coristine's car and assaulting him."

"The officers quickly intervened, and the suspects started to run, according to the incident report. Police were able to stop two of them — a 15-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl — who they later arrested on a charge of unarmed carjacking."

"Coristine told police that the group approached him and a woman, identified in the report as his 'significant other,' and made a comment about taking the vehicle, the police report said."

" 'At that point, for her safety, he pushed his significant other' into the vehicle 'and turned to deal with the suspects,' the police report said, adding that the assailants then began to beat Coristine."

"The police report says that an iPhone 16 was stolen during the incident."

"Coristine was treated at the scene for his injuries by emergency responders, police said."

"A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police Department told Business Insider that its incident report is accurate and contains no errors."

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Bullshit JoseBalow Aug 2025 #1
Bullshit? sop Aug 2025 #6
Bullshit. JoseBalow Aug 2025 #10
What is "bullshit"? sop Aug 2025 #13
Shit that comes out of a bull JoseBalow Aug 2025 #14
So, you're saying this report is bullshit? sop Aug 2025 #15
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. JoseBalow Aug 2025 #17
You know, I get it. "Big Balls" is viewed as a villain here, rightly so for his actions while working for Musk and DOGE. sop Aug 2025 #18
No, MAGA morons make unfounded inferences JoseBalow Aug 2025 #19
You're floundering here, Jose. sop Aug 2025 #20
Bullshit JoseBalow Aug 2025 #21
Just for the record...are you saying this incident didn't happen? sop Aug 2025 #22
So what evidence can you offer that calling this bullshit isn't unfounded? EdmondDantes_ Aug 2025 #57
The DC police were in on the hoax? MichMan Aug 2025 #27
For one thing... Chemical Bill Aug 2025 #44
Yes, they are manufacturing Bullshit. Bernardo de La Paz Aug 2025 #52
Big Balls Truthers? sop Aug 2025 #59
Agreed. Nt lostnfound Aug 2025 #29
Fake news UpInArms Aug 2025 #2
Fake News? sop Aug 2025 #4
They could at least try to come up with more believable lies. Irish_Dem Aug 2025 #3
Lies? sop Aug 2025 #5
No one believes Big Balls rushed to save a woman in danger, Irish_Dem Aug 2025 #7
Apparently, they don't call him "big balls" for nothing. sop Aug 2025 #8
I'll bet he's got little balls. Like calling a big guy by the nickname, Tiny Walleye Aug 2025 #28
He put a woman into his car at 3 AM? newdeal2 Aug 2025 #9
From PBS: sop Aug 2025 #12
Coke deal that went sideways, IMO. BannonsLiver Aug 2025 #25
I wonder what really happened Torchlight Aug 2025 #11
"Feel sorry for poor me" Clouds Passing Aug 2025 #16
Something here doesn't jibe. yellow dahlia Aug 2025 #23
What doesn't jibe? sop Aug 2025 #24
Keep it ForgedCrank Aug 2025 #30
It's really strange when actual events are said to be "lies," "bullshit" and "fake news" because people don't like the sop Aug 2025 #37
Trump is using the assault as a reason to federalize DC and take away citizens' rights. live love laugh Aug 2025 #34
That was the main focus in the New York Times' story. sop Aug 2025 #36
A little too convenient... yellow dahlia Aug 2025 #43
Drug/Prositution Deal yankee87 Aug 2025 #26
These damn rich right wingers think they can just flaunt their wealth Walleye Aug 2025 #31
Most all carjackings are the fault of the car owner. MichMan Aug 2025 #41
Well, anybody who really lives in a city knows to dress down and not show off your affluence. Don't flash the cash Walleye Aug 2025 #45
have you ever been on the DC subway? Blues Heron Aug 2025 #51
Personally, not very interested in going there MichMan Aug 2025 #54
Who cares JBTaurus83 Aug 2025 #32
Phony VanceFan Aug 2025 #33
I wouldn't put it past him Walleye Aug 2025 #46
More about this "false flag stunt" from the DC Police report: sop Aug 2025 #50
Beat up by a 15 yr old girl and boy Arazi Aug 2025 #35
It is Theater (with a horrible purpose) Nictuku Aug 2025 #38
At my predicted rate of exaggeration, it'll be a gang of at least 35 by the weekend. Buns_of_Fire Aug 2025 #39
To those saying this is fake, he definitely did get beaten up. Though I doubt he Scrivener7 Aug 2025 #40
They believed Jusse Smollett at first too. MichMan Aug 2025 #42
The woman is being described by police as his significant other not a stranger. Elon lies. Walleye Aug 2025 #47
The DC Police report identified the woman as Emily Bryant, describing her as Coristine's "significant other." sop Aug 2025 #48
Is she being accused of beating him up ? JI7 Aug 2025 #62
I got a bridge to sell you. Solomon Aug 2025 #49
Why didn't Big Balls just get in the car with his significant other and drive away? gab13by13 Aug 2025 #53
From The Metropolitan Police report: sop Aug 2025 #55
Not saying you or the reporting is bullshit orangecrush Aug 2025 #56
That's a valid point. sop Aug 2025 #61
Agree orangecrush Aug 2025 #63
It looks like red tempera paint JustAnotherGen Aug 2025 #58
Karma . CentralMass Aug 2025 #60
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