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Orrex

(66,683 posts) Sun Aug 10, 2025, 08:45 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died suddenly of totally natural causes after meeting Putin for tea in Alaska?

Crushed by an excavator while illegally breaking ground for his hideously garish ballroom?

Drowned while kayaking on the Little Miami River?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

Devoured by his own ego... surfered Aug 2025 #1

Good one! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #9

Still one of my favorites surfered Aug 2025 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #3

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #10

Very soon, I hope for all of us. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 2025 #12

Me, homegirl Aug 2025 #22

. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2025 #4

"Rub my big belly and make a wish--any wish!..." hlthe2b Aug 2025 #5

Done malaise Aug 2025 #6

Hunted down for his ample supply of blubber while visiting Alaska. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #7

Bwaaaah malaise Aug 2025 #21

Accidentally buried alive in hideous ballroom excavation? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #8

Where future generations will dance on his grave surfered Aug 2025 #11

And leave the bigliest piles of 💩💩💩 ever floating in a lake of piss SheltieLover Aug 2025 #13

Chased down by a herd of Galpagos tortoises and devoured. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #14

As preparation for his upcoming meeting with his pal Putin, Fat Donnie made a side trip to Sarah Palin's house. jls4561 Aug 2025 #15

ohhhh, love it!! niyad Aug 2025 #18

No but malaise Aug 2025 #16

His father lived till 93, mother 88. He won't live that long fortunately. 58Sunliner Aug 2025 #20

Noem sees the top of his head and thinks it's a puppy Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #17

Every extra day is a global disappointment. How many gods must be prayed to?? 58Sunliner Aug 2025 #19

Reahes down for the ball at the third tee Warpy Aug 2025 #23

No horns blaring, or partying in the street so it didn't happen last night, republianmushroom Aug 2025 #24

On a fly over of west Texas, his head exploaded at the sight of mile after mile of prairie use txwhitedove Aug 2025 #25

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #26

Many people are saying moondust Aug 2025 #27

We are all wondering the answer to this question LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #28

Bwah! 😄 👍 electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #30

Not yet...but it's got to happen some time! ShazzieB Aug 2025 #29

There's still a couple hours left 'til tomorrow Blue Owl Aug 2025 #31