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3catwoman3

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10. At the risk of stating the obvious, soccer (aka football everywhere else on the planet)...
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:31 AM
Dec 6

..is actually played with the ball at one's feet. It has been calculated that the amount of time the ball is in play in an NFL broadcast is about 12 minutes, during which the ball is hardly ever at anyone's feet.

My husband, who played football in high school, and then lacrosse at the Air Force Academy, thinks it should be called passball -

(In the interest of transparency, I'm a long time soccer mom of 2 sons, now in their mid 30s and still playing. We follow English Premier League soccer/football, and are supporters of the Arsenal club. Also following Wrexham in the Championship league. Absolutely loved the Welcome to Wrexham series.)

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Would love to see MAGA men rationalizing how this is a good idea newdeal2 Dec 6 #1
Good. Maybe something will wake up the sports zombies. travelingthrulife Dec 6 #2
The Australian Football League runs Aussie Rules football in its home; the Rugby Football Union runs rugby union muriel_volestrangler Dec 6 #3
In Australia their version of football is colloquially called "footy." Ocelot II Dec 6 #6
I'd like to see some of the NFL types try to play Australian Rules Football. The Madcap Dec 6 #12
It is played with a pigskin and piggies live in his head, taxi Dec 6 #4
Sarcastaball. n/t flvegan Dec 6 #5
He'd probably like it to be called "Trumpball." Ocelot II Dec 6 #7
You beat me to it. LOL Emile Dec 6 #9
Great minds think alike !!!! PCIntern Dec 6 #16
He will call it handball, so not to confuse it with those European sports... Johonny Dec 6 #8
At the risk of stating the obvious, soccer (aka football everywhere else on the planet)... 3catwoman3 Dec 6 #10
The manic orange turd blossom has another wild hair. Solly Mack Dec 6 #11
Yeah, he's a piece alright.... The Madcap Dec 6 #13
He is indeed. Solly Mack Dec 6 #15
I know!...Trumpball Kid Berwyn Dec 6 #14
Yeah, let's call it Trumpball and kick the crap out of it. Sogo Dec 6 #17
Futurama had the right idea. Initech Dec 6 #18
Can't we just replace him please? Fuck this POS. Initech Dec 6 #19
Maybe a little retribution: He was denied an ownership stake in the Buffalo Bills Norbert Dec 6 #20
Glad all other problems in the USA are solved, so the president can worry about trivial things. Swede Dec 6 #21
MaddowBlog-Trump's football troubles take a weird turn as he eyes new name 'for the NFL stuff' LetMyPeopleVote Dec 9 #22
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