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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

SheltieLover

(80,256 posts)
1. Sadly, not yet, but I hereby dub thee St. Orrex, patron saint of perpetual optimism...
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 08:10 AM
Dec 2025

Stroked out over being called a "narcissistic asshole? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220874008 )

Swallowed his piggy tongue because handlers had telepromper amped up to 11?

Fugly orange head popped off his neck from being squeezed like the pustule he is between Jack Smith and eps file releaae deadline?


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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 2025 OP
Sadly, not yet, but I hereby dub thee St. Orrex, patron saint of perpetual optimism... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #1
No, but ready to pop the cork Coldwater Dec 2025 #2
Keep it ready because from the looks of slobby, it won't be long... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #3
He is not healthy. Bet it will be only 6 months. Trueblue1968 Dec 2025 #26
Less than 6 mos, hopefully SheltieLover Dec 2025 #28
Tomorrow !!!!!! Trueblue1968 Dec 2025 #29
Man I'm just storing Korbel for when the day comes. NNadir Dec 2025 #7
I want one of those malaise Dec 2025 #9
+1 dalton99a Dec 2025 #19
"Biden did it! Obama did it! Democrats did (didn't do) it! Antifa did it! ... hlthe2b Dec 2025 #4
How cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 2025 #21
Eviscerated by 340 mill American Honey Badger emotional support animals? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #5
No but malaise Dec 2025 #6
That's why I put so little stock in "karma" Orrex Dec 2025 #12
Ditto malaise Dec 2025 #17
It's being reported that the President died of an apparent overdose surfered Dec 2025 #8
I didn't watch his rant as I have zero desire to feel ill, SheltieLover Dec 2025 #11
Liver vaporized by 14 MeV fusion neutrons? NNadir Dec 2025 #10
Ate Mexican jumping beans and laxative and was last seen floating over Venezuela. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #13
Taken down by Biden Derangement Syndrome. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #14
He must have accidentally gotten in to Junior's Coke stash. surfered Dec 2025 #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #16
Between Jack Smith's testimony, the 12/19 eps file deadline and Jack's OPEN Senate testimony in early Jan., SheltieLover Dec 2025 #23
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 2025 #24
I have his tombstone ready... GreenWave Dec 2025 #18
It took a sec, then surfered Dec 2025 #25
Lol, perfect. Dave Bowman Dec 2025 #27
Snorts a big line of whatever stimulant they give him when he has to speak Blumancru Dec 2025 #20
Someday, on a beautiful day LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #22
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