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Orrex

(66,812 posts) Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:13 AM Dec 19

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Stroked out in rage because David Brooks upstaged him in a few Epstein photos?

Burned alive while raked over the coals by Jack Smith?

Hid in a fridge and suffocated while hiding from Epstein Files day?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 19 OP

Withered away when faced with his personal kryptonite: truth? SheltieLover Dec 19 #1

Beat me to it with #3 surfered Dec 19 #7

Lol SheltieLover Dec 19 #12

He's so needy! surfered Dec 19 #18

If only he had a modicum of self-awareness... SheltieLover Dec 19 #19

And darth's cardiologist's name is Jonathan Reiner. niyad Dec 19 #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 19 #2

Has to be very soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Dec 19 #3

Yes, please! niyad Dec 19 #4

With sugar on top! SheltieLover Dec 19 #5

Maybe soon according to Darth Vader's cardiologist surfered Dec 19 #8

IKR. SheltieLover Dec 19 #10

I'm still holding out for him dying after trying to cover himself in gold LymphocyteLover Dec 19 #6

remember the woman who died covered in gold? Could that happen. AS in Goldfinger. Srkdqltr Dec 19 #26

I keep thinking of the scene from Game of Thrones where they gave the Targaryan prince a crown of molten gold LymphocyteLover Dec 19 #29

I was thinking Goldfinger as I don't watch Game of Thrones. Srkdqltr Dec 19 #30

that works too! LymphocyteLover Dec 19 #31

If I remember correctly, she died because the paint covered her spine. niyad Dec 19 #32

Eaten by reindeer after he tried to steal Santa's Sleigh. Naughty, naughty. twodogsbarking Dec 19 #9

No, but a few more releases of photos from the Epstein Estate should do it. surfered Dec 19 #11

Today is the deadline for eps data release SheltieLover Dec 19 #13

Maybe QAnon was right about the powerful elites? surfered Dec 19 #16

Yes, but their defiinition of elites as literate persons rather than money-grubbing harlots was sadly innacurate SheltieLover Dec 19 #17

No but malaise Dec 19 #14

Killed by the ghosts of JFK and JFK, Jr for attempting to change the name of the Kennedy Center. surfered Dec 19 #15

Love the idea of both of them mnhtnbb Dec 19 #22

It's coming, and the Epstein files hold the key to his demise. TickTock. Joinfortmill Dec 19 #20

Along with Jack Smith's testimony & evidence it might SheltieLover Dec 19 #25

Terminal redaction Wicked Blue Dec 19 #23

"Hoping to hide among all the newly released images of Epstein predators-- okay, those who might be 'suspected' to be" hlthe2b Dec 19 #24

Adorable. 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 19 #27

Oh, so sweet! electric_blue68 Dec 20 #33

What I want for Christmas LetMyPeopleVote Dec 19 #28

Old Soviet Union joke... electric_blue68 Dec 20 #34