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hlthe2b

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6. Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 07:05 AM

Dec 21

(in yet another telling of his (failed) cognitive tests after falling asleep onstage midsentence... )

'Guess this pic taped to the bathroom wall next to his "golden" throne, just wasn't enough... He scored a zero....

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 21 OP

No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report Coldwater Dec 21 #1

Sadly, not yet, but there is still time... SheltieLover Dec 21 #2

First thought every morning Babajida Dec 21 #3

Me too surfered Dec 21 #12

Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after.... electric_blue68 Dec 21 #17

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 21 #4

I say he's dead to me struggle4progress Dec 21 #5

Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC... hlthe2b Dec 21 #6

He always says Camel. surfered Dec 21 #13

Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center SocialDemocrat61 Dec 21 #7

That would be Karma surfered Dec 21 #14

While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit Blumancru Dec 21 #8

No but malaise Dec 21 #9

"DOJ does not spell dodge." Bohunk68 Dec 21 #10

Thanks malaise Dec 21 #11

It's brilliant! surfered Dec 21 #15

Just remember, he's going on 80, obese, and has lived on a steady diet of fast food. surfered Dec 21 #16

Awe, Piglet tapped in. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 21 #18