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Blumancru

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8. While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 08:01 AM

Dec 21

There are not actually any people there and there is no mosh pit, but he believes his own crowd estimate of a billion zillion people. He lands on a golf car, fracturing his nulva.
A tornado picks up the Ballroom (aka throne room) and it lands on Mailorderia, leaving only her lower legs sticking out. Somehow in the confusion water is splashed on Krispy the Gnome and she melts.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 21 OP

No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report Coldwater Dec 21 #1

Sadly, not yet, but there is still time... SheltieLover Dec 21 #2

First thought every morning Babajida Dec 21 #3

Me too surfered Dec 21 #12

Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after.... electric_blue68 Dec 21 #17

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 21 #4

I say he's dead to me struggle4progress Dec 21 #5

Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC... hlthe2b Dec 21 #6

He always says Camel. surfered Dec 21 #13

Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center SocialDemocrat61 Dec 21 #7

That would be Karma surfered Dec 21 #14

While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit Blumancru Dec 21 #8

No but malaise Dec 21 #9

"DOJ does not spell dodge." Bohunk68 Dec 21 #10

Thanks malaise Dec 21 #11

It's brilliant! surfered Dec 21 #15

Just remember, he's going on 80, obese, and has lived on a steady diet of fast food. surfered Dec 21 #16

Awe, Piglet tapped in. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 21 #18

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