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buzzycrumbhunger

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62. Welp, I did acute care transcription for years...

Mon Dec 22, 2025, 08:52 PM

Dec 22

… and a favourite joke amongst us was this one:

Q: What do you call the guy who graduated at the dead bottom of his class in medical school?

A: Doctor.

In my experience, there are a LOT of shitty doctors out there and many who can’t dictate their way out of a paper bag. It’s scary. Don’t recall a single one of them advocating for quackery and goofy internet misinformation, though.

If he ever had a license, they definitely need to pull it.

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#Trump's Dr. Oz: The uninsured "don't have the right to health," but should be given "a way of crawling back out of the [View all] riversedge Dec 22 OP

Thank you, Oprah. PittBlue Dec 22 #1

She done us wrong, in many ways. Faux pas Dec 22 #5

Oz is sick. I mean, really sick. BComplex Dec 22 #23

You are correct! Faux pas Dec 22 #31

She has done some good things with her money. milestogo Dec 22 #10

Oprah didn't become a billionaire by being nice. AStern Dec 22 #17

And who in the world snowybirdie Dec 22 #27

Oprah is someone who I literally lost all respect for years ago. Initech Dec 22 #39

I never had any to lose. LoisB Dec 22 #42

After I found out she helped create the wellness industry... Initech Dec 22 #45

I was never a fan... AStern Dec 22 #55

A really pathetic excuse compared to other talk shows... buzzycrumbhunger Dec 22 #63

Shirley MacLane and Oprah replaced Ralph Nader and Donahue Toby Bo Dec 25 #65

My sister worked for moonscape Dec 22 #53

Fuck oz. spanone Dec 22 #2

Yeah Sure Ya Betcha Faux pas Dec 22 #3

"Dr" Oz needs a way to crawl back into his hole. marble falls Dec 22 #4

OZ Rebl2 Dec 22 #6

I always assumed buzzycrumbhunger Dec 22 #50

Before he met Oprah he was a very good surgeon jmowreader Dec 22 #54

Welp, I did acute care transcription for years... buzzycrumbhunger Dec 22 #62

He was Rebl2 Dec 22 #60

Festival like setting? Wtf did that come from? BootinUp Dec 22 #7

"Festival like setting"? Like the ER on a Saturday night? Timeflyer Dec 22 #8

What the actual, ever-living, platinum-plated fuck? Ocelot II Dec 22 #9

"What the actual, ever-living, platinum-plated fuck?" 3catwoman3 Dec 22 #57

Some very rich people resent the possibility that someone of lesser means might get a doctor appointment Attilatheblond Dec 22 #11

Fuck that guy! 2naSalit Dec 22 #12

Must be nice to have taxpayer funded health care and then to sell elixirs and make millions turbinetree Dec 22 #13

Right Seinan Sensei Dec 22 #35

That went down with the toilet after he got paid off.............or he just forgot that part of the oath and had his turbinetree Dec 22 #40

But who confirmed him to the position should not lose site of that also............ turbinetree Dec 22 #46

Choke on your crudites before you do more harm, doctor. Efilroft Sul Dec 22 #14

Quack says what? MustLoveBeagles Dec 22 #15

How horrible 😡😡 TommieMommy Dec 22 #16

A festival setting, as in The Hunger Games? We'll give you fascists a chance to crawl back Gaugamela Dec 22 #18

Dr. Ooze... GiqueCee Dec 22 #19

Insurance does not equal healthcare. Insurance equals industry profits. Intractable Dec 22 #20

People need to see their insurance payments as accelerated income taxes. BComplex Dec 22 #22

Great point! Timeflyer Dec 22 #32

Damn Solly Mack Dec 22 #21

Another psychopath: littlemissmartypants Dec 22 #24

He should go back to Turkey where he is from Nigrum Cattus Dec 22 #25

The AMA should kick him out IbogaProject Dec 22 #26

And there it is. The stupidest fucking thing I've heard all day. Ray Bruns Dec 22 #28

Stop blaming Oprah LittleGirl Dec 22 #29

Oh good, the uninsured Figarosmom Dec 22 #30

"15 minute physicals...in a festival-like setting" LudwigPastorius Dec 22 #33

Hard to believe this dude was a respected surgeon at one point Samael13 Dec 22 #34

Nasty ole social Darwinists Gum Logger Dec 22 #36

Wow! Fuck this piece of shit to the hottest of hells! Initech Dec 22 #37

Oz should crawl back under his slimy rock where he belongs. Quack Quack flashman13 Dec 22 #38

MAGA overlooks the fact that OZ is Turkish and Muslim but Mamdani is Muslim so he's a terrorist. ChicagoTeamster Dec 22 #41

Scumbag Asshole! MineralMan Dec 22 #43

Another gift from Oprah. Oz and Phil. What a team. Scalded Nun Dec 22 #44

Denial of healthcare is eugenics. He's a friggin Nazi LT Barclay Dec 22 #47

I don't know where to begin with this..... JohnnyRingo Dec 22 #48

Dr Oz's "festival setting". Shipwack Dec 22 #49

Pay no attention to that man Blue Owl Dec 22 #51

Keep on sinking the republicans ratings (FOX Poll) Justice matters. Dec 22 #52

What a morally decrepit man he is. Borogove Dec 22 #56

This was from 2022. Although I don't doubt he still feels this way... haele Dec 22 #58

I knew I heard this story before. MorbidButterflyTat Dec 22 #61

Oz must have taken the Hypocritic Oath. 3catwoman3 Dec 22 #59

Whatever happened to the Hippocratic oath? Joinfortmill Dec 23 #64

Insurance companies don't have the right to profit off people's illnesses GoodRaisin Dec 26 #66