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Orrex

(66,931 posts) Thu Dec 25, 2025, 08:11 AM Dec 25

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Last edited Thu Dec 25, 2025, 08:47 AM - Edit history (1)

Twelve tons of Epstein documents?
Eleven shattered ketchup bottles?
Ten seconds with Stormy?
Nine covfefes?
Eight wars started?
Seven bucks for eggs?
Six quarts of Legembi?
Five remembered words?
Four MRIs?
Three jilted wives?
Two bloated cankles?
One massive stroke?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 25 OP

Got visited by three ghosts SocialDemocrat61 Dec 25 #1

Most likely napping through the whole thing... Hugin Dec 25 #5

How festive and apropos... Hugin Dec 25 #2

Fatal blow on the head from Santa chucking a big piece of coal. no_hypocrisy Dec 25 #3

Christmas Extra no_hypocrisy Dec 25 #4

Well, that was fun. Thanks. Biophilic Dec 25 #6

"even just ONE will fulfill MILLIONS of prayers..." hlthe2b Dec 25 #7

No but Bestie Jeffrey is not going away malaise Dec 25 #8

Skin stretched from his face and released and he is killed by the whiplash. twodogsbarking Dec 25 #9

The best Christmas gift ever!!!!! paleotn Dec 25 #10

Orange Grampaw got run over by a pissed off reindeer. Swede Dec 25 #11

Hahaha! SheltieLover Dec 25 #33

That WOULD BE the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER! Jack Valentino Dec 25 #12

"...boiled with his own pudding, Tanuki Dec 25 #13

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 25 #14

Oh what fun! Auggie Dec 25 #15

May this be the last.... Tanuki Dec 25 #16

I didn't get the present I wanted most surfered Dec 25 #17

I share the sentiment! SheltieLover Dec 25 #30

Shoved off the roof by Santa's reindeer who were coming to leave a pile of shit for slobby & malaria? SheltieLover Dec 25 #18

I was startled awake at midnight by fireworks in my cul-de-sac. First thought was Yay...... txwhitedove Dec 25 #19

What a disappointment that must have been. SheltieLover Dec 25 #28

Well dalton99a Dec 25 #20

Someone should flush! Repeatedly! SheltieLover Dec 25 #27

This is great! He's still breathing, dammit! Joinfortmill Dec 25 #21

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 25 #22

🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄 surfered Dec 25 #23

I think you deserve an award for patience! SheltieLover Dec 25 #26

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 25 #25

This was a joyful part Mira Dec 25 #24

I had to do it, I'm sorry Laha Dec 25 #29

I just noticed something really weird Laha Dec 25 #39

Slobfather got run over by a reindeer Wicked Blue Dec 25 #31

That's what I asked Santa this year but I must have been a bad boy, unfortunately. Dave Bowman Dec 25 #32

no orange smoke coming from the white house chimney Coldwater Dec 25 #34

Thank you! Ranting Randy Dec 25 #35

Thank you, Orrex, you poet you! Wild blueberry Dec 25 #36

Great lyrics, Orrex! SheltieLover Dec 25 #37

i read this a.m. that xmas day is the day the most ppl have heart attacks. mopinko Dec 25 #38

Have a YUGE mug of this Beautiful Thick eggnog Donnie Boy ! Pluvious Dec 25 #42

We need a Festivus miracle! Blue Owl Dec 25 #40

No Xmas miracle for our Republic... Pluvious Dec 25 #41

All we want for Christmas is... LetMyPeopleVote Dec 25 #43

How about snowybirdie Dec 25 #44

I got the shirt. Wearing it right now. CousinIT Dec 25 #45

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