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Orrex

(67,093 posts) Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:11 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Last edited Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:47 AM - Edit history (1)

Twelve tons of Epstein documents?
Eleven shattered ketchup bottles?
Ten seconds with Stormy?
Nine covfefes?
Eight wars started?
Seven bucks for eggs?
Six quarts of Legembi?
Five remembered words?
Four MRIs?
Three jilted wives?
Two bloated cankles?
One massive stroke?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 2025 OP

Got visited by three ghosts SocialDemocrat61 Dec 2025 #1

Most likely napping through the whole thing... Hugin Dec 2025 #5

How festive and apropos... Hugin Dec 2025 #2

Fatal blow on the head from Santa chucking a big piece of coal. no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #3

Christmas Extra no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #4

Well, that was fun. Thanks. Biophilic Dec 2025 #6

"even just ONE will fulfill MILLIONS of prayers..." hlthe2b Dec 2025 #7

No but Bestie Jeffrey is not going away malaise Dec 2025 #8

Skin stretched from his face and released and he is killed by the whiplash. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #9

The best Christmas gift ever!!!!! paleotn Dec 2025 #10

Orange Grampaw got run over by a pissed off reindeer. Swede Dec 2025 #11

Hahaha! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #33

That WOULD BE the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER! Jack Valentino Dec 2025 #12

"...boiled with his own pudding, Tanuki Dec 2025 #13

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 2025 #14

Oh what fun! Auggie Dec 2025 #15

May this be the last.... Tanuki Dec 2025 #16

I didn't get the present I wanted most surfered Dec 2025 #17

I share the sentiment! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #30

Shoved off the roof by Santa's reindeer who were coming to leave a pile of shit for slobby & malaria? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #18

I was startled awake at midnight by fireworks in my cul-de-sac. First thought was Yay...... txwhitedove Dec 2025 #19

What a disappointment that must have been. SheltieLover Dec 2025 #28

Well dalton99a Dec 2025 #20

Someone should flush! Repeatedly! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #27

This is great! He's still breathing, dammit! Joinfortmill Dec 2025 #21

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #22

🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄 surfered Dec 2025 #23

I think you deserve an award for patience! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #26

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #25

This was a joyful part Mira Dec 2025 #24

I had to do it, I'm sorry Laha Dec 2025 #29

I just noticed something really weird Laha Dec 2025 #39

Slobfather got run over by a reindeer Wicked Blue Dec 2025 #31

That's what I asked Santa this year but I must have been a bad boy, unfortunately. Dave Bowman Dec 2025 #32

no orange smoke coming from the white house chimney Coldwater Dec 2025 #34

Thank you! Ranting Randy Dec 2025 #35

Thank you, Orrex, you poet you! Wild blueberry Dec 2025 #36

Great lyrics, Orrex! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #37

i read this a.m. that xmas day is the day the most ppl have heart attacks. mopinko Dec 2025 #38

Have a YUGE mug of this Beautiful Thick eggnog Donnie Boy ! Pluvious Dec 2025 #42

We need a Festivus miracle! Blue Owl Dec 2025 #40

No Xmas miracle for our Republic... Pluvious Dec 2025 #41

All we want for Christmas is... LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #43

How about snowybirdie Dec 2025 #44

I got the shirt. Wearing it right now. CousinIT Dec 2025 #45

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