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Blumancru

(229 posts)

15. Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:02 AM

Dec 30

Drones have been programmed to home in on large quantities of oil. However, one drone has faulty programming and instead homes in on a chemically similar substance, adipose tissue. As the largest amount of that anywhere is Chomolini’s ample posterior, the drone heads straight for the golf course and detonates.
Not a trace of him is recovered except a smoking Depends and 3” shoe lifts.
Mailorderia, after a 48 hour mourning period, finds a new head of state and becomes his concubine.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 30 OP

Not yet, but one more day left in 2025 after today... SheltieLover Dec 30 #1

I like your optimism. 🙂 Dave Bowman Dec 30 #19

My optimism pales in comparison to that of St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism SheltieLover Dec 30 #22

Dashboard Orrex. twodogsbarking Dec 30 #30

I couldn't agree more. 😀 Dave Bowman Dec 30 #32

Lol SheltieLover Dec 30 #33

Nonsense! This is a group effort all the way! Orrex Dec 30 #38

Choked on Putin's 'discharge'... MiHale Dec 30 #2

Putin his money where his mouth is, as it were. Orrex Dec 30 #39

No but malaise Dec 30 #3

J D Couchf****r surfered Dec 30 #4

You got that right malaise Dec 30 #6

You nailed it! But cults don't transfer allegiance SheltieLover Dec 30 #23

Still hoping he gets near the pond while playing golf. surfered Dec 30 #5

Alligator malaise Dec 30 #11

"at meetings of the 'NATURALLY' orange, yet sane throughout the world... hlthe2b Dec 30 #7

Is he related to Sideshow Blob? Dave Bowman Dec 30 #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles Dec 30 #34

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 30 #8

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂waiting, waiting surfered Dec 30 #9

I don't want to want in vain malaise Dec 30 #10

Such a tiresome prick, isn't he? SheltieLover Dec 30 #26

The coverup will get him malaise Dec 30 #36

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 30 #25

I am listening to the BBC, they would have mentioned it irisblue Dec 30 #12

Bwaaaaaah malaise Dec 30 #14

May you and yours be well and safe malaise irisblue Dec 30 #16

Another year of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Dec 30 #13

Or today! SheltieLover Dec 30 #27

Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field. Blumancru Dec 30 #15

Particularly liked the holy water combustion! HeartsCanHope Dec 30 #17

greetings from the night shift. nope sorry but someday soon hope that he AllaN01Bear Dec 30 #18

He's getting there, slowly but Shirley. Dave Bowman Dec 30 #21

Self-inflicted, fatal bout of toilet rage Blue Owl Dec 30 #24

... SheltieLover Dec 30 #28

Stoned to ded by pennies from heaaaavuuun. Robert Plant voice. twodogsbarking Dec 30 #29

For the love of God just croak already LetMyPeopleVote Dec 30 #31

Nicely played malaise Dec 30 #35

No, dammit! Joinfortmill Dec 30 #37