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Nasruddin

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29. What do you need reporters for?

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 02:43 PM

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Or editors?

You can just make up whatever news you want with an LLM!
No more inconvenient stories from Eurasia, no more bad publicity about your movie that nobody can stand to watch, no more backtalk!

You can just sit behind your big desk, and dictate the stories you want the plebes to believe!

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