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TexasTowelie

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30. Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:45 AM

Yesterday

So that they could cut out the "take me to your Leader" bullshit and begin the anal probe immediately. Patient deceased from hemnoraged colon and galactic war declared by aliens because of the stench.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts? SheltieLover Yesterday #1

I'd rather it were him Marthe48 Yesterday #2

Just fucking assassinated by anyone for literally any reason at all. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #3

He is begging for assassination Grim Chieftain Yesterday #24

;-{).....2028 Goonch Yesterday #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #5

I have a dream that he just dies soon! surfered Yesterday #6

Rfn would be perfect SheltieLover Yesterday #12

Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #11

Fell off his high horse and was trampled in the stampede. twodogsbarking Yesterday #7

Exploding chicken nugget placed by Blumancru Yesterday #8

If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron Submariner Yesterday #9

No but he and Netanyahu mountain grammy Yesterday #10

What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran TBF Yesterday #14

He and bibi just did. niyad Yesterday #17

Wouldn't doubt bibs is in the trumpsteins Clouds Passing Yesterday #22

Same here. ehud barak certainly is. niyad Yesterday #23

Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus... MiHale Yesterday #13

ohhhhhhh, good one. niyad Yesterday #16

He unmasks my dark side... MiHale Yesterday #18

He has done that for many people. niyad Yesterday #20

My hope, my wish, my prayer... surfered Yesterday #15

... Harker Yesterday #19

I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo. lark Yesterday #21

"It is coming, you detestable orange blob... It is coming!" hlthe2b Yesterday #25

When I wish for a superpower it's usually telekinesis. Ocelot II Yesterday #26

If his head explodes we'll know who to thank. jls4561 Yesterday #28

The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines Wicked Blue Yesterday #27

Day can't come soon enough mvd Yesterday #29

Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens" TexasTowelie Yesterday #30

Someone told him mercuryblues Yesterday #31

No but malaise 22 hrs ago #32