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14. A little boy comes home from school with a bloody nose and torn shirt

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 10:40 AM

Mar 25

His parents ask him what happened. He said: "Well, it all started when he hit me back!"

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Trump sounds like a bozo compared to these guys newdeal2 Mar 25 #1

Yep malaise Mar 25 #2

"I Can Do Whatever I Want." ColoringFool Mar 25 #3

Who is getting grabbed by the short hairs,now? BattleRow Mar 25 #7

Who's the surrender monkey now conservatives??? Multichromatic Mar 25 #4

Trump and his "Partners"....MBS and Netanyahu Bettie Mar 25 #5

They're fighting back, mommy! That's SO unfair! nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 25 #6

So "We attacked you, now stop defending yourself." CaptainTruth Mar 25 #8

Isn't that the M.O. of a serial domestic abuser? BattleRow Mar 25 #9

I think so. Trump is abusing America. CaptainTruth Mar 25 #10

Floggings will continue until morale improves... Wounded Bear Mar 25 #11

Bomb schools and hospitals Tree Lady Mar 25 #12

It's less about retaliation than SamuelTheThird Mar 25 #13

There Was Something About Cards Coolgoober Mar 25 #16

So MAGA ya wanna be a death cult eh Roc2020 Mar 25 #17

Thinking out of the box, Gordcanuck Mar 25 #18