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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:54 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Succumbed to injuries by a shooter who was on another floor?

Shot by royal guards while trying to manhandle King Charles?

Smothered in his sleep after forgetting Melania's 400th birthday?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Tuesday OP

Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #1

No but malaise Tuesday #2

He's been hollering about security EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #3

Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday" johnnyfins Tuesday #4

Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. twodogsbarking Tuesday #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #6

Keep hope alive. surfered Tuesday #9

Yes! SheltieLover Tuesday #13

Soon... SheltieLover Tuesday #12

Now would be good. niyad Tuesday #16

RFN! SheltieLover Tuesday #20

;-{) ROUNDUP Goonch Tuesday #7

Not dead yet, but closer, much closer. Joinfortmill Tuesday #8

Patience children! Aussie105 Tuesday #10

We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time! niyad Tuesday #17

No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event. SheltieLover Tuesday #11

I would be very happy with an early birthday present. niyad Tuesday #14

Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world! SheltieLover Tuesday #21

Awwwwwwww, thank you so much! niyad Tuesday #23

So would I GopherGal Tuesday #33

Mine is tomorrow! niyad Tuesday #34

"Still NO??????" hlthe2b Tuesday #15

May your wish come true very soon MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #36

Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while... NNadir Tuesday #18

Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet twodogsbarking Tuesday #19

One day closer. QueerDuck Tuesday #22

Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison Wicked Blue Tuesday #24

Good one! niyad Tuesday #29

Going by his hair health... Kid Berwyn Tuesday #25

We cannot wait that long. niyad Tuesday #30

In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term. LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #26

What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos. Ocelot II Tuesday #27

Very weird. niyad Tuesday #32

He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so! niyad Tuesday #31

Sent to the Tower of London... Dulcinea Tuesday #28

Nothing would bring me more pleasure Blue Owl Tuesday #35