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NNadir

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18. Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:45 AM

Apr 28

...ducking during a fake assassination rehearsal?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 28 OP

Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel SocialDemocrat61 Apr 28 #1

No but malaise Apr 28 #2

He's been hollering about security EYESORE 9001 Apr 28 #3

Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday" johnnyfins Apr 28 #4

Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. twodogsbarking Apr 28 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 28 #6

Keep hope alive. surfered Apr 28 #9

Yes! SheltieLover Apr 28 #13

Soon... SheltieLover Apr 28 #12

Now would be good. niyad Apr 28 #16

RFN! SheltieLover Apr 28 #20

;-{) ROUNDUP Goonch Apr 28 #7

Not dead yet, but closer, much closer. Joinfortmill Apr 28 #8

Patience children! Aussie105 Apr 28 #10

We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time! niyad Apr 28 #17

No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event. SheltieLover Apr 28 #11

I would be very happy with an early birthday present. niyad Apr 28 #14

Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world! SheltieLover Apr 28 #21

Awwwwwwww, thank you so much! niyad Apr 28 #23

So would I GopherGal Apr 28 #33

Mine is tomorrow! niyad Apr 28 #34

"Still NO??????" hlthe2b Apr 28 #15

May your wish come true very soon MustLoveBeagles Apr 28 #36

Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while... NNadir Apr 28 #18

Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet twodogsbarking Apr 28 #19

One day closer. QueerDuck Apr 28 #22

Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison Wicked Blue Apr 28 #24

Good one! niyad Apr 28 #29

Going by his hair health... Kid Berwyn Apr 28 #25

We cannot wait that long. niyad Apr 28 #30

In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term. LetMyPeopleVote Apr 28 #26

What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos. Ocelot II Apr 28 #27

Very weird. niyad Apr 28 #32

He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so! niyad Apr 28 #31

Sent to the Tower of London... Dulcinea Apr 28 #28

Nothing would bring me more pleasure Blue Owl Apr 28 #35