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Ocelot II

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2. He will be revealed to be the healthiest president ever to set foot in the White House,

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 09:49 AM

May 12

because the wife and children of the doctor who produced the report are tied up and gagged in the bathroom at Mierda-Lardo with the boxes of classified documents.

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"Trump to undergo medical checkup ahead of 80th birthday" and I'm f*cking SURE the results will be HONESTLY REPORTED. [View all] Miles Archer May 12 OP

"Dog,pony,show,bull,shit, squirrel..." Swede May 12 #1

He will be revealed to be the healthiest president ever to set foot in the White House, Ocelot II May 12 #2

Simplest medical exam, ever. Hugin May 12 #4

He is in such good shape he has blonde hair pwb May 12 #3

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You bet, you can trust this administration republianmushroom May 12 #6