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12. Maybe the sulfur-titanium-phosphorus amalgam is disintegrating

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Mon Jun 22, 2026, 05:13 PM

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And the Chinese wouldn’t divulge the secret how to catalyze the three elements to resemble hair.

(You just add three drops of soy sauce to the mixture, but no one outside of Xi’s inner circle knows that)

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incredible things are happening with Trump's hair today [View all] riversedge Monday OP

And a baby Traildogbob Monday #1

No..........a HORSE'S ASS tail! some_of_us_are_sane Monday #2

It also looks like his turkey neck sprouted another turkey neck C_U_L8R Monday #3

Got that child raping mullet going on Aviation Pro Monday #4

Either a tribble from Star Trek Torchlight Monday #5

Its kinda like a mohawk mullet. Eko Monday #6

Yup, a mullet - goes well with that UFC Redneck State Fair. Marie Marie Monday #8

Ewww! MorbidButterflyTat Monday #7

He's brought down the IQ average for the entire 50 states some_of_us_are_sane Tuesday #21

What's that mound on top of his head? All the benefits of the office and he doesn't get a haircut? Deuxcents Monday #9

And clearly he can afford a topnotch hairstylist PatSeg Monday #15

Looks like a kacekwl Monday #10

Ha! That thought crossed my mind. electric_blue68 Monday #11

It's the aging wood duck hairdo. Scrivener7 Monday #16

Maybe the sulfur-titanium-phosphorus amalgam is disintegrating DFW Monday #12

His hairstyle has always looked ridiculous and not in the. least flattering. 3catwoman3 Monday #13

Nothing about this man is aging well PatSeg Monday #17

You could put that in a pigtail MustLoveBeagles Monday #14

I really want to see him with a man bun. 2MuchNoise Monday #19

He's almost there 😀 MustLoveBeagles Monday #20

Aw, that's the same old duck's ass. It's usually shellacked down. He's letting it allegorical oracle Monday #18

I thought this was gonna be about algae growing in his hair. LeftInTX Tuesday #22

He is still rocking a skullet (with combover) for the UFC fight. LudwigPastorius Yesterday #23