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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

SocialDemocrat61

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1. Went to the Great American State Fair
Sat Jun 27, 2026, 06:52 AM
Yesterday

and went for a ride on the ferris wheel, but he was over the weight limit and the motor went wild, accelerating to a extremely high speed until he pod was ejected, flying off across Washington and crashing in to the reflecting pool where the algae ate him.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP
Went to the Great American State Fair SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #1
Very elaborate! Orrex Yesterday #2
That is a most amusing tableaux to visualize! Blue Owl 23 hrs ago #19
I can see it now! Joinfortmill Yesterday #6
Stuck in the drain when plug was pulled on Reflecting Pool? SheltieLover Yesterday #3
And too weak to heft his fat ass free Blue Owl 23 hrs ago #18
Attacked by Smurfs upset that the cost of blue paint went up by 350%. twodogsbarking Yesterday #4
No, goddammit! Joinfortmill Yesterday #5
;-{) WAISTED ON WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS Goonch Yesterday #7
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #8
Hold the vision MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #21
We share your dream.. surfered Yesterday #9
If he was dead the US would be sending more aid to Venezuela. So sad. twodogsbarking Yesterday #10
True. niyad Yesterday #12
No.but all of Venezuela is ready malaise Yesterday #11
True. I think most of the world is. niyad Yesterday #13
Correct malaise Yesterday #14
"I have a response for you, orange menace..." hlthe2b Yesterday #15
Aw MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #22
Crushed by bridge collapse after he hired a "brilliant guy I know" to build a bridge between church and state. jls4561 Yesterday #16
Here's to... possibilities! Blue Owl 23 hrs ago #17
Noasitol and Adderall have a previously unknown interaction Blumancru 18 hrs ago #20
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