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littlemissmartypants

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7. 🌞Good morning!

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 07:49 AM

Yesterday

Distraught upon hearing of the death of Senator KissUp and because he hates being upstaged, he threw himself off the top of the scaffolding in front of the People’s House accidentally.

Reports from his ~~Sleepy~~ Secret Service detail say he was observed while ranting and raving to God about being "favored" after having climbed on the roof in the early hours this morning subsequently stumbling over the edge.

A hazmat team is on site now scraping up the residue, which should be completely removed in time for the double funeral or possibly even Sunday services. Exact date & time TBA.

(If only)

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Wish he loved salads! PuraVidaDreamin Yesterday #1

The Grim Reaper came for him SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #2

Lindsay sacrificed himself for his orange idol LymphocyteLover Yesterday #13

For some reason I read that as 'Graham Reaper' fujiyamasan Yesterday #54

No but malaise Yesterday #3

The Reaper is getting closer Jilly_in_VA Yesterday #11

Not close enough malaise Yesterday #22

He did go to Walter Reed Hospital yesterday. Botany Yesterday #4

That's the spirit! Orrex Yesterday #5

I know this is the Mirror but malaise Yesterday #8

Trump's face in that picture tells the story. Botany Yesterday #38

The balance hit me malaise Yesterday #44

I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings Botany Yesterday #57

A whole year? malaise Yesterday #58

That was over a year ago too Botany Yesterday #60

This message was self-deleted by its author Sanity Claws Yesterday #61

Died of jealousy for all the attention paid to Lindsey? SheltieLover Yesterday #6

Hahaha! Again? GMTA. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #9

🤣👍 SheltieLover Yesterday #10

🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #20

Well I've read he had just reaffirmed his support for Ukraine, so it's def a possibility! SheltieLover Yesterday #42

Putin wouldn't have liked that! ... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #45

It's time for him to be the "corpse at every funeral" Blue Owl Yesterday #23

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants Yesterday #7

You have a delightful imagination Pants! SheltieLover Yesterday #14

Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #25

I love word play & writing as well, Pants! SheltieLover Yesterday #40

Thank you, you do too, SL. I'm very thankful for our friendship. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #46

I am as well, Pants! SheltieLover Yesterday #48

Awe. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #49

... SheltieLover Yesterday #50

Here's some footage of the unlucky hazmat team in action Blue Owl Yesterday #28

I'd want hazard pay for sure! littlemissmartypants Yesterday #47

if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed! LymphocyteLover Yesterday #12

Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #27

Yes, and I do believe there is some strange physics that happens to people who fall into tRump's orbit LymphocyteLover Yesterday #65

Like a black hole, definitely! If only the entire crew could be sucked far away for eternity. littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #66

if nothing else, he's clearly a black hole for morality and decency-- they get sucked in from everyone around him LymphocyteLover 11 hrs ago #68

It was meant as a commentary on how much Graham sucked Orrex Yesterday #63

LOL, of course! LymphocyteLover Yesterday #64

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #15

Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #41

YES!!! niyad Yesterday #59

Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but... GreenWave Yesterday #16

By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by twodogsbarking Yesterday #17

Death comes in threes, it's said. C_U_L8R Yesterday #18

Graham Trumps McConnell Blue Owl Yesterday #26

Not yet, but his buddies are dropping like flies. TickTock Joinfortmill Yesterday #19

Wham Bam thank you Graham Blue Owl Yesterday #24

Reaper Liberal In Texas Yesterday #21

First thing I thought of! CaptainTruth Yesterday #32

Is Trump even in that thing? surfered Yesterday #37

Delay after delay after delay dalton99a Yesterday #29

Keep the faith, dalton99a. He'll get there eventually. ❤️🤞 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #30

It will be a joyful day for the world. dalton99a Yesterday #31

I've got my dancing shoes at the ready. 🫡🌞 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #33

I like the two standing together, conferring over the plans. Xavier Breath Yesterday #51

Appetizer joke I saw this morning... CaptainTruth Yesterday #34

"Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing... hlthe2b Yesterday #35

The orange blob makes everything about him MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #62

That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for surfered Yesterday #36

Now serving 47. Number 47...? nt EarthFirst Yesterday #39

This surfered Yesterday #43

Not yet BlueKota Yesterday #52

Death comes in threes LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #53

He who? Wicked Blue Yesterday #55

Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death, SWBTATTReg Yesterday #56

Explosive Diarrhea Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 17 hrs ago #67