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36. That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 19 hrs ago OP

Wish he loved salads! PuraVidaDreamin 19 hrs ago #1

The Grim Reaper came for him SocialDemocrat61 19 hrs ago #2

Lindsay sacrificed himself for his orange idol LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #13

For some reason I read that as 'Graham Reaper' fujiyamasan 14 hrs ago #54

No but malaise 19 hrs ago #3

The Reaper is getting closer Jilly_in_VA 17 hrs ago #11

Not close enough malaise 16 hrs ago #22

He did go to Walter Reed Hospital yesterday. Botany 18 hrs ago #4

That's the spirit! Orrex 18 hrs ago #5

I know this is the Mirror but malaise 18 hrs ago #8

Trump's face in that picture tells the story. Botany 15 hrs ago #38

The balance hit me malaise 15 hrs ago #44

I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings Botany 13 hrs ago #57

A whole year? malaise 13 hrs ago #58

That was over a year ago too Botany 12 hrs ago #60

This message was self-deleted by its author Sanity Claws 11 hrs ago #61

Died of jealousy for all the attention paid to Lindsey? SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #6

Hahaha! Again? GMTA. littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #9

🤣👍 SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #10

🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ... littlemissmartypants 16 hrs ago #20

Well I've read he had just reaffirmed his support for Ukraine, so it's def a possibility! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #42

Putin wouldn't have liked that! ... littlemissmartypants 15 hrs ago #45

It's time for him to be the "corpse at every funeral" Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #23

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #7

You have a delightful imagination Pants! SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #14

Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun. littlemissmartypants 16 hrs ago #25

I love word play & writing as well, Pants! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #40

Thank you, you do too, SL. I'm very thankful for our friendship. littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #46

I am as well, Pants! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #48

Awe. littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #49

... SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #50

Here's some footage of the unlucky hazmat team in action Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #28

I'd want hazard pay for sure! littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #47

if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed! LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #12

Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected. littlemissmartypants 16 hrs ago #27

Yes, and I do believe there is some strange physics that happens to people who fall into tRump's orbit LymphocyteLover 8 hrs ago #65

Like a black hole, definitely! If only the entire crew could be sucked far away for eternity. littlemissmartypants 35 min ago #66

It was meant as a commentary on how much Graham sucked Orrex 10 hrs ago #63

LOL, of course! LymphocyteLover 8 hrs ago #64

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 17 hrs ago #15

Soon... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #41

YES!!! niyad 12 hrs ago #59

Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but... GreenWave 16 hrs ago #16

By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #17

Death comes in threes, it's said. C_U_L8R 16 hrs ago #18

Graham Trumps McConnell Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #26

Not yet, but his buddies are dropping like flies. TickTock Joinfortmill 16 hrs ago #19

Wham Bam thank you Graham Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #24

Reaper Liberal In Texas 16 hrs ago #21

First thing I thought of! CaptainTruth 16 hrs ago #32

Is Trump even in that thing? surfered 15 hrs ago #37

Delay after delay after delay dalton99a 16 hrs ago #29

Keep the faith, dalton99a. He'll get there eventually. ❤️🤞 littlemissmartypants 16 hrs ago #30

It will be a joyful day for the world. dalton99a 16 hrs ago #31

I've got my dancing shoes at the ready. 🫡🌞 littlemissmartypants 16 hrs ago #33

I like the two standing together, conferring over the plans. Xavier Breath 14 hrs ago #51

Appetizer joke I saw this morning... CaptainTruth 16 hrs ago #34

"Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing... hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #35

The orange blob makes everything about him MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #62

That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for surfered 15 hrs ago #36

Now serving 47. Number 47...? nt EarthFirst 15 hrs ago #39

This surfered 15 hrs ago #43

Not yet BlueKota 14 hrs ago #52

Death comes in threes LetMyPeopleVote 14 hrs ago #53

He who? Wicked Blue 14 hrs ago #55

Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death, SWBTATTReg 13 hrs ago #56

Explosive Diarrhea Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 12 min ago #67