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longship

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54. I represent the "PETA makes shit up" granfalloon.

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 07:42 AM

Apr 2016

(Which means that it does not rise to the level of a karass -- check your copy of the Books of Bokonon.)

My best to you.

PETA == People Eating Tasty Animals.

Fuck PETA!

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“Eating Chicken Can Make Your Kid's Dick Small.” [View all] progressoid Apr 2016 OP

LOL @ PETA! If they think that's gonna shut down the lines at the Colonel, they need to rethink. MADem Apr 2016 #1

People who want to control things can't wait to talk about the D. Brickbat Apr 2016 #2

No worries - I don't have a dick. Chicken fajitas for me tonight. DamnYankeeInHouston Apr 2016 #3

Ok, YOU don't have one, but think of the CHILDREN!!!11! JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2016 #7

There won't be any notadmblnd Apr 2016 #31

See? Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #23

I thought size didn't matter! Javaman Apr 2016 #55

Damn it was all those fryed chicken dinners on Sunday that did it, doc03 Apr 2016 #4

We have a number of words we use to describe PETA here in Wisconsin... Archae Apr 2016 #5

I support peta pottedplant Apr 2016 #11

PETA lost me a looooong time ago with their antics. PETA doesn't inform... Hekate Apr 2016 #24

Read, my friend pottedplant Apr 2016 #35

PETA is an utter disgrace. They are a joke, a parody of themselves. longship Apr 2016 #39

And you are so very articulate pottedplant Apr 2016 #41

They have an abysmal record of just making shit up. longship Apr 2016 #47

You are a tool pottedplant Apr 2016 #51

I represent the "PETA makes shit up" granfalloon. longship Apr 2016 #54

How else do you get a little pecker? JonathanRackham Apr 2016 #6

She need only ask and I'd be happy to oblige. Iggo Apr 2016 #21

Mr. Trump must have eaten at an all-you-can-eat chicken buffet every night! KamaAina Apr 2016 #8

Trump will never admit to eating chicken n/t doc03 Apr 2016 #9

Too late PowerToThePeople Apr 2016 #40

CHICKEN Little? pinboy3niner Apr 2016 #10

Tell them to do the study in Jamaica malaise Apr 2016 #12

Since PETA doesn't eat chicken.... Fla_Democrat Apr 2016 #13

Giggety louis-t Apr 2016 #17

Oh, my. Even on a low chicken diet, that would be quite difficult. Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #29

Oh, that is hilarious! 3catwoman3 Apr 2016 #38

oh myyyyyyyyyyy Marrah_G Apr 2016 #52

Doctor told me it was soy safeinOhio Apr 2016 #14

There are things one can eat to make one's dick grow. PufPuf23 Apr 2016 #15

Ay, I've been eating chicken my whole life, and... louis-t Apr 2016 #16

I really don' like PETA - their sense of humor never amuses me. hollysmom Apr 2016 #18

Pets? pottedplant Apr 2016 #44

have they changed from when they used to kill any pets left on their doorstep? hollysmom Apr 2016 #48

If you mean freeing mink pottedplant Apr 2016 #50

You shouldn't worry about PR groups Jim Beard Apr 2016 #57

PETA is a cult. Odin2005 Apr 2016 #19

Oh it is not a cult - you can't easily get out of a cult. LiberalElite Apr 2016 #20

Wrong pottedplant Apr 2016 #32

How so? Be specific, please. flvegan Apr 2016 #33

About what? pottedplant Apr 2016 #42

I call organizations I dislike a cult too. As doing so requires zero thought LanternWaste Apr 2016 #61

My mom is allergic to chicken Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #22

LMAO! Behind the Aegis Apr 2016 #49

DAMN YOU MOM!!!!!!!! nt Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2016 #25

Kids have small dicks. It's part of being a kid. However, phthalates are not part of the chicken. Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #26

LOL drm604 Apr 2016 #28

Except for that kid at the pool party in Curb Your Enthusiasm... progressoid Apr 2016 #37

The problem is phthalates, not chicken. drm604 Apr 2016 #27

Ask Pam if Tommy Lee's dad ate chicken lame54 Apr 2016 #30

The publicity, no matter, is grand. flvegan Apr 2016 #34

Pretty efficient campaign - I'm guessing there is zero overlap between people who care petronius Apr 2016 #36

PETA says poultry causes pint size peckers? Rex Apr 2016 #43

. geomon666 Apr 2016 #45

Come on! Everyone ought to know by now that it isn't the size of your penis that is important Tyrs WolfDaemon Apr 2016 #46

Why is PeTA looking at kid dicks? What a bunch of petaphiles. Dr. Strange Apr 2016 #53

Heh. progressoid Apr 2016 #56

My first wife never seemed to mind my eating chicken. edgineered Apr 2016 #58

So... Consumption of chicken, is literally choking the chicken? Glassunion Apr 2016 #59

What about the man-boobs? Quantess Apr 2016 #60

I am so proud of my son's massive dong. AngryAmish Apr 2016 #62

Not true. My mom ate chicken and I was the John Holmes of my kindergarten class. Kaleva Apr 2016 #63

I hear if the chicken is breaded with cornflakes it negates madinmaryland Apr 2016 #64

ID10Ts ileus Apr 2016 #65

Peta sometimes rescues animals like we rescued Vietnam. In their eyes a safe dog is a dead dog. jtuck004 Jul 2016 #66