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32. 40 years ago, RUSSIAN comedian Yakov Smirnov ("What a Country!") [remember him?] had a bit
Wed Jul 10, 2024, 02:57 AM
Jul 2024

about Milwaukee.

He was a guest on the (at the time) very popular TV show "Night Court". He was talking with character Bull Shannon (played by actor Richard Moll).

He said something to the effect of "Where I come from it is like being in the middle of Milwaukee. You could get in a cab and go two hundred miles, and you'll still be in the middle of Milwaukee. You could get in a plane and go two thousand miles and you'd still be in the middle of Milwaukee."

At which point, Bull's head was about to explode thinking about that imagery, and he yelled "STOP!"

I find it quite (ahem) "amusing" that the RNC, with their presumptive nominee, Dumpy the Clown, would be so 'Russia-fied' as to put their convention in this city, of all years. I'm sure Milwaukee is a fine city. However, it is being invaded by the Red Army in a few months. Russia? RNC? Umm.... yes.

The name of the episode was called "World War III" and aired in 1985.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0660763/

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0660763/quotes/?ref_=tt_trv_qu

[about Yakov's brother, who doesn't want to go back to the Soviet Union]
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Is it really that bad over there?
Yakov Korolenko: You ever been to Milwaukee?
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Yeah.
Yakov Korolenko: Close your eyes.
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Why?
Yakov Korolenko: Please?
[Bull does]
Yakov Korolenko: When you open your eyes, you're going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. No matter where you go, no matter how far you run, you're still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in a cab, and drive two hundred miles in any direction, and you're still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in an airplane, and fly two thousand miles, and you're still...
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [clutching his head] NO! STOP, STOP IT!
[Bull rushes away]
Yakov Korolenko: [to his brother] Works every time.

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Another reason why the RW press is trashing Pres Biden......................... Lovie777 Jul 2024 #1
The only ones profiting will be the sex workers, just like when the bankers come to Madison. sybylla Jul 2024 #2
"The only ones profiting will be the sex workers" Talitha Jul 2024 #14
Today's DUzy goes to you! Mr.Bill Jul 2024 #21
Cheers! Talitha Jul 2024 #22
More likely... I am Neo Jul 2024 #35
50,000? In a pigs ear..... getagrip_already Jul 2024 #3
50K is the City of Milwaukee's estimate TwilightZone Jul 2024 #17
Thats what my 10k number was getagrip_already Jul 2024 #20
As for vendors, there'll be the usual couple guys AleksS Jul 2024 #28
The Democratic Party has more delegates than the GOP LiberalFighter Jul 2024 #29
The building only fits 18,500 33taw Jul 2024 #37
It's gonna be shambolic for sure ArkansasDemocrat1 Jul 2024 #4
RW press will be loving it tho......................... Lovie777 Jul 2024 #6
They should be urged to stay home and read the Trump Bible bucolic_frolic Jul 2024 #5
Cheapskate pukes. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2024 #7
It's a big stinking turd that will do nothing helpful for anyone Blue Owl Jul 2024 #8
This makes me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2024 #9
If $200 million in economic impact is anticipated... EarthFirst Jul 2024 #10
GQP can afford tents and some form of water air system................ Lovie777 Jul 2024 #27
Well, I'm sure the hookers will be busy TexasBushwhacker Jul 2024 #11
"Around 50,000 delegates, some of whom may not be sexual deviants, are expected..." Buns_of_Fire Jul 2024 #12
Ricky Ramirez has the right idea,,, Buns_of_Fire Jul 2024 #13
Was just thinking about you today BumRushDaShow Jul 2024 #16
Republicans promise the moon and deliver a flashlight. tanyev Jul 2024 #15
Good one - LOL....................... Lovie777 Jul 2024 #26
Well, whaddaya expect? They didn't have any money to plan it, they were paying legal bills. n/t TygrBright Jul 2024 #18
The RNC obviously is not concerned about anybody's checkbook except TFG's. pecosbob Jul 2024 #19
The last time grandpamike1 Jul 2024 #23
Biden trolled 45 about that a couple months ago BumRushDaShow Jul 2024 #24
Got Fooled Agin NBachers Jul 2024 #25
There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says "Fool me once, shame on... eppur_se_muova Jul 2024 #36
The reverse of Midas touch is the MAGA touch IronLionZion Jul 2024 #30
Creeping Doom rpannier Jul 2024 #33
RNC planning was "underwhelming" and a "failure." CaptainTruth Jul 2024 #31
40 years ago, RUSSIAN comedian Yakov Smirnov ("What a Country!") [remember him?] had a bit 4lbs Jul 2024 #32
"I find it quite (ahem) "amusing" that the RNC, with their presumptive nominee, Dumpy the Clown... BumRushDaShow Jul 2024 #34
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