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130. Loudmouth Bully Creepoid!

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2025, 09:17 AM

Friday

Trump is supposed to call Carney Friday morning....conversation goes like this...

Trump: Hey Marko! How's it going?
Carney: Not so good, Mr. President
Trump: I'm talking to you from the presidential bathroom...on the throne!
Carney: Guess you'll be there awhile, Donnie...you know you're fulla shit!
Trump: Ha-Ha-Ha! Mark. That's a good one! What's funnier is my tariffs that I'm dropping on you!
Carney: Ya want funny? How's about I shut the power off? You'll be wiping your ass in the dark! How's about I block the bridges, nothing gets across. How's about I block shipments of potash, your farmers will have a real problem. How's about I block the southbound flow of oil and gas, you can all freeze in the dark. How's about your population rises up in anger and starts demonstrating in the streets? How's about the world turns it's back on the US as it can no longer have any trust or faith in the face of your nefarious actions over the past two months?
Trump: Ahhh, now now Mark, don't get so worked up. I was just joking about tariffs. Maybe we can work something out?
Carney: Nothing to "work out", Mr. President. Just shove them up your ass...just as soon as you finish emptying you bowels. Good day Mr. President!

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