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126. Except they aren't the same ass clowns, although there is overlap

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 03:04 PM

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There's something very different going on now, a new generation of under-trained ass clowns trying to learn the ropes as the old hands retire. Seems like the legacy Bush-aligned ass clowns dislike the incoming troupe of Trump-aligned ass clowns and aren't making a smooth handoff. Generational turnover has robbed the GOP of some very talented rat-fuckers while leaving them with weak substitutes.

One thing I think we (and really anyone paying attention) can agree on is that they absolutely will try to steal the election. However, I think they're quite likely to bungle the heist in a stupidly embarrassing manner. Regardless, the risk is relatively high, given the stakes, and the chance of the SCOTUS fucking us over is way higher than it should be.

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Markwayne Mullin? ruet Thursday #3

Yes, I was just wondering when his term is up Walleye Thursday #7

Very soon, apparently. -NT- ruet Thursday #8

Oklahomans only vote for repubs. Puppyjive Thursday #17

... ruet Thursday #21

I object! to your post, and to Markwayne HighFired49 Thursday #33

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As a lifelong liberal Democrat who is from the deep south, TNNurse Thursday #69

Isn't Jennifer Welch from IHIP from OKC? LSparkle Thursday #35

Yes BaronChocula Thursday #90

Hey! MoseShrute Thursday #70

Good for you. Puppyjive Thursday #73

I hear you MoseShrute Thursday #99

All counties voted Tump rpannier Thursday #100

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I just read up on that. ruet Thursday #43

Vacator, but I prefer Vacuist. erronis Thursday #79

What's between her ears can be described as "vacuous" Seinan Sensei Thursday #97

Wow, from dumb to dumber BonnieJW Thursday #87

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Good call. 16-20 minutes later. underpants Thursday #49

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Reminds me of Wendel Anderson, governor of Minnesota. Scruffy1 Thursday #112

Link to CNBC nitpicked Thursday #4

So now is prosecution for all Traildogbob Thursday #5

Is she taking her boy toy and 'blankie' with her? sheshe2 Thursday #46

How dare you Traildogbob Thursday #85

That works for me. sheshe2 Thursday #89

Enjoy public life, puppy killer. Grokenstein Thursday #6

👋 underpants Thursday #9

Markwayne Mullin Is big trouble Brother Buzz Thursday #10

I expect worse Retrograde Thursday #51

Yes, he will haul the marmalade shartcannon's water Brother Buzz Thursday #59

Mullins is a Retrograde Hillbilly tonekat Thursday #78

Same ol' same ol' with far fewer dramatics Brother Buzz Thursday #86

Perhaps he's in the next drop of Trump-Epstein files. travelingthrulife Friday #123

She and Lewandowski will have to cheat on their spouses like normal people now. n/t flvegan Thursday #11

Bonkers behavior. Just bonkers. The entire administration needs to be locked in a safe space with padded walls. 0rganism Thursday #12

I am continuing to suspect popsdenver Thursday #22

If that was true, Noem wouldn't have been fired Fiendish Thingy Thursday #28

Maybe so popsdenver Thursday #36

Nothing can stop the Blue Tsunami in November Fiendish Thingy Thursday #45

A Blue tsunami will be totally dependent... returnee Thursday #113

We certainly must be vigilant for ratfuckery and shenanigans Fiendish Thingy Thursday #118

Again, an extremely and dangerously... returnee Thursday #119

Desperation does not mean he creates the reality he seeks Fiendish Thingy Thursday #120

You have misinterpreted my position. returnee Friday #121

I can only interpret the words that you type Fiendish Thingy Friday #122

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Those same "ass clowns" popsdenver Friday #125

Except they aren't the same ass clowns, although there is overlap 0rganism Friday #126

I have always said popsdenver Friday #127

The reason trump hired Noem in the first place Coldwater Thursday #13

I don't believe it! Chemical Bill Thursday #32

I think the willingness to murder was a bonus, the real reason... 0rganism Thursday #72

may her next job be making license plates in prison moonshinegnomie Thursday #14

Nope. She becomes a "special envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemispher Attilatheblond Thursday #25

I wonder what it pays stollen Thursday #76

As my buddy said... lonely bird Thursday #95

At this stage........... popsdenver Thursday #44

Republicans in Senate go down one. Sanity Claws Thursday #15

Bye bye Barbi! oasis Thursday #16

I'm sure that the "bipartisan" fury... PassingFair Thursday #18

Out but not really... The "Shield of the Americas" Ellipsis Thursday #19

Problem is, the idiot that installed Noem is still in Blue Owl Thursday #20

She should have bleached her hair. twodogsbarking Thursday #23

Score! Attilatheblond Thursday #26

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Still working in government apparently angrychair Thursday #40

Bummer. At least she won't be in charge of Ice etc. Blues Heron Thursday #52

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they don't need to waste time/resources on that Kali Thursday #48

One wonders who Mullin is cheating with.... AZ8theist Thursday #29

Her 14-month-old puppy cricket who she shot can now finally RIP Coldwater Thursday #30

The brainless Senator? sinkingfeeling Thursday #34

This feels good because i'm thinking TSF wouldn't do if he didn't have too. bluestarone Thursday #37

Does this mean Lewandowski has to sleep with Mullin now? Tim S Thursday #38

That's a good one Tim! nt SusieCreamcheese Thursday #42

from top to bottom to save his job rurallib Thursday #58

Depends on how good Mullen looks in a hat stollen Thursday #80

Mullin is a moron. SusieCreamcheese Thursday #39

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This is very bad news... NNadir Thursday #41

No more pResidential protection? BidenRocks Thursday #47

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Dog gone. mac56 Thursday #56

Does this mean that Markwayne has to start porking Corey Lewandowski? CapnSteve Thursday #57

My sister lives in Bartlesville... Escape Thursday #60

The sexual escapades upset Donald Martin Eden Thursday #61

Did she grab a free pardon from the mint-dish on her way out? QueerDuck Thursday #63

Had her in Kalshi as the first to go... appmanga Thursday #64

OH, JFC... ECL213 Thursday #65

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...and there ends her mile-high fuckfest. Scalded Nun Thursday #67

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It will give Trump a chance to blame it all on Noem and back away from it all and he hopes to not loose all the midterm? LiberalArkie Thursday #74

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Don't forget to take your blanket! cloudbase Thursday #88

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"every time i have seen him he was shit on camera" HighFired49 Thursday #117

What Happens to Her New Airplanes? ConstanceCee Thursday #93

She's NOT out if she is still sucking on the government teet and Donald Rump's ........ mdbl Thursday #94

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I wonder if she will go all MTG-like? hamsterjill Thursday #104

Replacing dumb with an imbecile jackwagon Historic NY Thursday #105

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trash out, garbage in Skittles Thursday #109

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