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BurnDoubt

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25. THERE'S the National Security problem...

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:59 PM

Apr 11

Was anybody vetted, and if they WERE, why has so much "Deplorable" slithered its way into the mal-Administration?
Of course when he gave Jared the keys to tool around in America's 1776 Democracy and sell America's Soul to the Devil I had some concern. That was rad when he told us Jared sleeps with his daughter, so he was Aces with him, and that was all the Security Clearance he needed.
The "olde wayes" are boring and waste our time when we should be grifting away and making shit-tons of cash instead of obeying old, groty rules. That's for Dorks.
One good question here would be: "Why didn't the Secretary mention in any one of her performances that an actual National Security risk
used the same bathroom she did while she was out kidnapping people?"
I have a Justice dream, and in it she would be accosted on the street by masked assailants, beaten for complaining, arrested and deported to an unknown location. Rough Karma, I know, but............................. (I have to admit, I often substitute others of her gang when appropriate, and would be OK if they all were incarcerated together, forever, or until.they eat each other.)

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The hope is they can at least get him to parade around in smaller boobs. magicarpet Apr 11 #2

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Oh my,... magicarpet Apr 11 #7

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Purely performative wolfie001 Apr 11 #3

I agree. People can't control what turns them on TexasBushwhacker Apr 11 #19

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THERE'S the National Security problem... BurnDoubt Apr 11 #25

And the hypocrisy wolfie001 Apr 12 #33

Weak and dumb and, as others noted, performative. RockRaven Apr 11 #4

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about as effective as prayers Skittles Apr 11 #12

Gonna pray it out of him. Ok. paleotn Apr 11 #13

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He didn't complete the program. LisaL Apr 11 #18

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LOL SunSeeker Apr 12 #31

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