here’s the scariest sentence in the English language:

“I’m a billionaire, and I’m here to help.”

the fucktangle of oligarchs who Donald Trump has named to his Confederacy of Sewer Clowns are not our friends. oh, these sociopathic shitbags will flash their million-dollar smiles at you as they spin their fantasies of how they’re going to run America like a business, and how amazing it’s going to be for everyone once they’ve cut all the fat out of the budget — but never forget that it’s all a bullshit lie. these greedy bastards have come to Washington to fatten their own wallets, at our expense.

the first thing they’re going to do is steal everything that’s not nailed down, sell it off, and pocket the profits. then they’re going to bring in crowbars so they can pry up everything that is nailed down, and steal all that shit, too. and while all this pilferage is going on, they’re going to lie right in your face and claim it’s all in the name of ‘improving the efficiency of government services.’