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I'm sorry, MuseRider Yesterday #1
Left a stinker. debm55 Yesterday #2
My gramma would say, Gaytano70 Yesterday #12
Never heard that one! MuseRider Yesterday #15
I stand in front of all my farts... MiHale Yesterday #3
Thank you MiHale. You are a proud person. debm55 Yesterday #11
I never do that. I've never farted in my life. Ocelot II Yesterday #4
You never left a stinker? debm55 Yesterday #9
Absolutely not. I'm not that kind of girl. Ocelot II Yesterday #18
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA debm55 Yesterday #21
During sex. JohnnyRingo Yesterday #5
Thank you JohnnyRingo. debm55 Yesterday #7
Are you still together? True Dough 19 hrs ago #62
Oh God no. JohnnyRingo 19 hrs ago #69
In a group cpr class as I was doing compressions. duncang Yesterday #6
Thank you duncang. debm55 Yesterday #8
Did everyone else follow suit? JohnnyRingo Yesterday #14
On the massage table 😳 Gaytano70 Yesterday #10
Thank you Gaytano70 debm55 Yesterday #13
They must hear that all the time True Dough 19 hrs ago #63
How dare you! Gaytano70 19 hrs ago #68
In a car full of high school girls NEOH Yesterday #16
Thank you NEOH and welcome to DU debm55 Yesterday #22
Where to begin... EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #17
HAHAHAHAHHAHAh. Great Post, EYESORE 9001. debm55 Yesterday #23
I have another EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #19
I am so sorry ,but you do what ya gotta do. debm55 Yesterday #24
In my defense EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #28
HAHAHAH. Very good post. Thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Yesterday #34
Sounds like you could write a book on this topic True Dough 19 hrs ago #64
I have a list... FirefighterJo Yesterday #20
HAHAHAHHAHH. thank you Firefighter Jo. debm55 Yesterday #25
The most embarrassing one for me wasn't even from me FirefighterJo Yesterday #32
Thank you. As I walk my Dolly. She lets out these little little putters. She is a small dog. debm55 Yesterday #35
I always True Dough 19 hrs ago #66
True Dough , do tell. where was the most embarrassing place you farted.. You have avoided the answer. debm55 19 hrs ago #67
I'm still working my way through this thread, deb True Dough 19 hrs ago #71
HAHAHAHHAHAH. You are so funny. debm55 19 hrs ago #73
Probably during a colonoscopy. Funtatlaguy Yesterday #26
Thank you Funtalaguy. debm55 Yesterday #27
You fart your intestines out FirefighterJo Yesterday #36
My first colonoscopy, I woke up in a room full of farting people liberal N proud 18 hrs ago #79
I was farting when I still got home. debm55 18 hrs ago #80
In line for a haunted house utopian Yesterday #29
Good for you . Thank you utopian. debm55 Yesterday #37
High school weight lifting Onthefly Yesterday #30
Thank you Onthefly. debm55 Yesterday #38
You could have True Dough 19 hrs ago #74
Fart Proudly, says Ben Franklin Historic NY Yesterday #31
HAHAHAHAH. Did Ben Franklin actually say that? debm55 Yesterday #39
Oh yes indeed he did, among other things Historic NY Yesterday #49
Thank you . I learn something new everyday at DU debm55 Yesterday #50
Aha! Now we're getting to the important discussions! WestMichRad Yesterday #33
HAHHAHAHAH. WestMichRad. debm55 Yesterday #40
It's how I avoided blame that was funny synni Yesterday #41
Thank you for your post and welcome to DU debm55 Yesterday #43
High school Spanish class, circa 1981-1982 Redleg Yesterday #42
HAHAHAHAHHAA thank you Redleg. That was funny. debm55 Yesterday #44
I have had multiple sinus surgeries and lost the sense of smell. pandr32 Yesterday #45
Thank you pantr32. You were lucky to get rid of him.. debm55 Yesterday #46
Cut the cheese? demosincebirth Yesterday #47
Yep cut the cheese. As a teacher in science class, we were discussing how varies cheeses were made. I brought in debm55 Yesterday #48
I let a paint peeler go Beachnutt Yesterday #51
That poor dog and young lady. Thank you Beachnutt. debm55 Yesterday #52
Not me, but one of my best buddies. Catholic High School freshman year rurallib Yesterday #53
thank you ruralib. that's funny debm55 Yesterday #56
I still laugh when I think about it - once in a lifetime rurallib Yesterday #57
A cold windy night. I had a veritable powder keg building up. GreenWave Yesterday #54
Oh how embarrassing. debm55 Yesterday #55
I was being prepped for minor surgery. lpbk2713 23 hrs ago #58
That's bravery. qwlauren35 23 hrs ago #59
Thank you Ipbk2713 for sharing your experience with us. debm55 19 hrs ago #65
I'm proud of my farts. I don't get embarrassed. canuckledragger 23 hrs ago #60
Good for you canuckledragger. debm55 19 hrs ago #70
At church in the pastor's office. There were only 3 of us present, wnylib 21 hrs ago #61
Great post wnylib. It was an accident. Seems that they would have better just leaving it go. debm55 19 hrs ago #72
There was one other time when it was a close call wnylib 17 hrs ago #85
Thank you wnylib. I am glad you are okay. debm55 2 hrs ago #89
It was scary when I got the results of the PAP test and wnylib 1 hr ago #90
Great thread, deb True Dough 19 hrs ago #75
Oh I am so sorry that happened to you.That is a very rough time period for teens to go through.I love your posts. debm55 18 hrs ago #78
Best laugh of my day - thanks to all. Glad there were no terminal flatulence stories. NoMoreRepugs 18 hrs ago #76
Thank you NoMoreRepugs. debm55 18 hrs ago #81
This post reminds me an old joke. Dave in VA 18 hrs ago #77
Thank you Dave in VA. That is funny. debm55 18 hrs ago #82
No way that could be thinkingagain 18 hrs ago #83
Thank you thingingagain. debm55 17 hrs ago #84
You got that right. debm55 5 hrs ago #87
In the middle of a huge orgasm!!!! Jack Valentino 17 hrs ago #86
That's funny. Thank you Jack Valentino. debm55 5 hrs ago #88
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