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In reply to the discussion: Where was the most embarrassing place you farted? [View all]True Dough
(19,899 posts)75. Great thread, deb
You have asked many questions over the years, but this one is a DUzy. You're truly the Barbara Walters of the Democratic Underground.
So many hilarious anecdotes in here. My tale isn't nearly as funny as others'. It would have been in junior high, Grade 9, I believe. Standing at our lockers with a group of friends, talking. It was mid-afternoon and I'd been suffering from gas pains all day. Ready to pop like a balloon. Sure enough, another friend approached from behind and jabbed me in the side. That compressed air expelled like an afterburner!
I turned beet red. Everybody heard it. Didn't want to go back to school the next day because I was so embarrassed.
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Thank you. As I walk my Dolly. She lets out these little little putters. She is a small dog.
debm55
Yesterday
#35
True Dough , do tell. where was the most embarrassing place you farted.. You have avoided the answer.
debm55
19 hrs ago
#67
Yep cut the cheese. As a teacher in science class, we were discussing how varies cheeses were made. I brought in
debm55
Yesterday
#48
Great post wnylib. It was an accident. Seems that they would have better just leaving it go.
debm55
19 hrs ago
#72
Oh I am so sorry that happened to you.That is a very rough time period for teens to go through.I love your posts.
debm55
18 hrs ago
#78
Best laugh of my day - thanks to all. Glad there were no terminal flatulence stories.
NoMoreRepugs
18 hrs ago
#76