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True Dough

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75. Great thread, deb

Tue Oct 29, 2024, 09:27 PM

18 hrs ago

You have asked many questions over the years, but this one is a DUzy. You're truly the Barbara Walters of the Democratic Underground.

So many hilarious anecdotes in here. My tale isn't nearly as funny as others'. It would have been in junior high, Grade 9, I believe. Standing at our lockers with a group of friends, talking. It was mid-afternoon and I'd been suffering from gas pains all day. Ready to pop like a balloon. Sure enough, another friend approached from behind and jabbed me in the side. That compressed air expelled like an afterburner!

I turned beet red. Everybody heard it. Didn't want to go back to school the next day because I was so embarrassed.

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Where was the most embarrassing place you farted? [View all] debm55 Yesterday OP

I'm sorry, MuseRider Yesterday #1

Left a stinker. debm55 Yesterday #2

My gramma would say, Gaytano70 Yesterday #12

Never heard that one! MuseRider Yesterday #15

I stand in front of all my farts... MiHale Yesterday #3

Thank you MiHale. You are a proud person. debm55 Yesterday #11

I never do that. I've never farted in my life. Ocelot II Yesterday #4

You never left a stinker? debm55 Yesterday #9

Absolutely not. I'm not that kind of girl. Ocelot II Yesterday #18

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA debm55 Yesterday #21

During sex. JohnnyRingo Yesterday #5

Thank you JohnnyRingo. debm55 Yesterday #7

Are you still together? True Dough 19 hrs ago #62

Oh God no. JohnnyRingo 19 hrs ago #69

In a group cpr class as I was doing compressions. duncang Yesterday #6

Thank you duncang. debm55 Yesterday #8

Did everyone else follow suit? JohnnyRingo Yesterday #14

On the massage table 😳 Gaytano70 Yesterday #10

Thank you Gaytano70 debm55 Yesterday #13

They must hear that all the time True Dough 19 hrs ago #63

How dare you! Gaytano70 19 hrs ago #68

In a car full of high school girls NEOH Yesterday #16

Thank you NEOH and welcome to DU debm55 Yesterday #22

Where to begin... EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #17

HAHAHAHAHHAHAh. Great Post, EYESORE 9001. debm55 Yesterday #23

I have another EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #19

I am so sorry ,but you do what ya gotta do. debm55 Yesterday #24

In my defense EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #28

HAHAHAH. Very good post. Thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Yesterday #34

Sounds like you could write a book on this topic True Dough 19 hrs ago #64

I have a list... FirefighterJo Yesterday #20

HAHAHAHHAHH. thank you Firefighter Jo. debm55 Yesterday #25

The most embarrassing one for me wasn't even from me FirefighterJo Yesterday #32

Thank you. As I walk my Dolly. She lets out these little little putters. She is a small dog. debm55 Yesterday #35

I always True Dough 19 hrs ago #66

True Dough , do tell. where was the most embarrassing place you farted.. You have avoided the answer. debm55 19 hrs ago #67

I'm still working my way through this thread, deb True Dough 19 hrs ago #71

HAHAHAHHAHAH. You are so funny. debm55 19 hrs ago #73

Probably during a colonoscopy. Funtatlaguy Yesterday #26

Thank you Funtalaguy. debm55 Yesterday #27

You fart your intestines out FirefighterJo Yesterday #36

My first colonoscopy, I woke up in a room full of farting people liberal N proud 18 hrs ago #79

I was farting when I still got home. debm55 18 hrs ago #80

In line for a haunted house utopian Yesterday #29

Good for you . Thank you utopian. debm55 Yesterday #37

High school weight lifting Onthefly Yesterday #30

Thank you Onthefly. debm55 Yesterday #38

You could have True Dough 19 hrs ago #74

Fart Proudly, says Ben Franklin Historic NY Yesterday #31

HAHAHAHAH. Did Ben Franklin actually say that? debm55 Yesterday #39

Oh yes indeed he did, among other things Historic NY Yesterday #49

Thank you . I learn something new everyday at DU debm55 Yesterday #50

Aha! Now we're getting to the important discussions! WestMichRad Yesterday #33

HAHHAHAHAH. WestMichRad. debm55 Yesterday #40

It's how I avoided blame that was funny synni Yesterday #41

Thank you for your post and welcome to DU debm55 Yesterday #43

High school Spanish class, circa 1981-1982 Redleg Yesterday #42

HAHAHAHAHHAA thank you Redleg. That was funny. debm55 Yesterday #44

I have had multiple sinus surgeries and lost the sense of smell. pandr32 Yesterday #45

Thank you pantr32. You were lucky to get rid of him.. debm55 Yesterday #46

Cut the cheese? demosincebirth Yesterday #47

Yep cut the cheese. As a teacher in science class, we were discussing how varies cheeses were made. I brought in debm55 Yesterday #48

I let a paint peeler go Beachnutt Yesterday #51

That poor dog and young lady. Thank you Beachnutt. debm55 Yesterday #52

Not me, but one of my best buddies. Catholic High School freshman year rurallib Yesterday #53

thank you ruralib. that's funny debm55 Yesterday #56

I still laugh when I think about it - once in a lifetime rurallib Yesterday #57

A cold windy night. I had a veritable powder keg building up. GreenWave Yesterday #54

Oh how embarrassing. debm55 Yesterday #55

I was being prepped for minor surgery. lpbk2713 23 hrs ago #58

That's bravery. qwlauren35 23 hrs ago #59

Thank you Ipbk2713 for sharing your experience with us. debm55 19 hrs ago #65

I'm proud of my farts. I don't get embarrassed. canuckledragger 23 hrs ago #60

Good for you canuckledragger. debm55 19 hrs ago #70

At church in the pastor's office. There were only 3 of us present, wnylib 21 hrs ago #61

Great post wnylib. It was an accident. Seems that they would have better just leaving it go. debm55 19 hrs ago #72

There was one other time when it was a close call wnylib 17 hrs ago #85

Thank you wnylib. I am glad you are okay. debm55 2 hrs ago #89

It was scary when I got the results of the PAP test and wnylib 1 hr ago #90

Great thread, deb True Dough 18 hrs ago #75

Oh I am so sorry that happened to you.That is a very rough time period for teens to go through.I love your posts. debm55 18 hrs ago #78

Best laugh of my day - thanks to all. Glad there were no terminal flatulence stories. NoMoreRepugs 18 hrs ago #76

Thank you NoMoreRepugs. debm55 18 hrs ago #81

This post reminds me an old joke. Dave in VA 18 hrs ago #77

Thank you Dave in VA. That is funny. debm55 18 hrs ago #82

No way that could be thinkingagain 18 hrs ago #83

Thank you thingingagain. debm55 17 hrs ago #84

You got that right. debm55 5 hrs ago #87

In the middle of a huge orgasm!!!! Jack Valentino 17 hrs ago #86

That's funny. Thank you Jack Valentino. debm55 5 hrs ago #88