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90. It was scary when I got the results of the PAP test and

Wed Oct 30, 2024, 02:33 PM

3 hrs ago

the biopsies (the doc did 3 biopsies from different parts of the cervix).

But I looked it up and learned that it develops slowly and is easily cured with surgery when caught early. It's fairly common. That was 30 years ago. No recurrence.

When I told friends about almost farting in the doc's face they cracked up laughing. (Never told the doc about it.)

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Where was the most embarrassing place you farted? [View all] debm55 Yesterday OP

I'm sorry, MuseRider Yesterday #1

Left a stinker. debm55 Yesterday #2

My gramma would say, Gaytano70 Yesterday #12

Never heard that one! MuseRider Yesterday #15

I stand in front of all my farts... MiHale Yesterday #3

Thank you MiHale. You are a proud person. debm55 Yesterday #11

I never do that. I've never farted in my life. Ocelot II Yesterday #4

You never left a stinker? debm55 Yesterday #9

Absolutely not. I'm not that kind of girl. Ocelot II Yesterday #18

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA debm55 Yesterday #21

During sex. JohnnyRingo Yesterday #5

Thank you JohnnyRingo. debm55 Yesterday #7

Are you still together? True Dough 21 hrs ago #62

Oh God no. JohnnyRingo 21 hrs ago #69

In a group cpr class as I was doing compressions. duncang Yesterday #6

Thank you duncang. debm55 Yesterday #8

Did everyone else follow suit? JohnnyRingo Yesterday #14

On the massage table 😳 Gaytano70 Yesterday #10

Thank you Gaytano70 debm55 Yesterday #13

They must hear that all the time True Dough 21 hrs ago #63

How dare you! Gaytano70 21 hrs ago #68

In a car full of high school girls NEOH Yesterday #16

Thank you NEOH and welcome to DU debm55 Yesterday #22

Where to begin... EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #17

HAHAHAHAHHAHAh. Great Post, EYESORE 9001. debm55 Yesterday #23

I have another EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #19

I am so sorry ,but you do what ya gotta do. debm55 Yesterday #24

In my defense EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #28

HAHAHAH. Very good post. Thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Yesterday #34

Sounds like you could write a book on this topic True Dough 21 hrs ago #64

I have a list... FirefighterJo Yesterday #20

HAHAHAHHAHH. thank you Firefighter Jo. debm55 Yesterday #25

The most embarrassing one for me wasn't even from me FirefighterJo Yesterday #32

Thank you. As I walk my Dolly. She lets out these little little putters. She is a small dog. debm55 Yesterday #35

I always True Dough 21 hrs ago #66

True Dough , do tell. where was the most embarrassing place you farted.. You have avoided the answer. debm55 21 hrs ago #67

I'm still working my way through this thread, deb True Dough 21 hrs ago #71

HAHAHAHHAHAH. You are so funny. debm55 21 hrs ago #73

Probably during a colonoscopy. Funtatlaguy Yesterday #26

Thank you Funtalaguy. debm55 Yesterday #27

You fart your intestines out FirefighterJo Yesterday #36

My first colonoscopy, I woke up in a room full of farting people liberal N proud 20 hrs ago #79

I was farting when I still got home. debm55 19 hrs ago #80

In line for a haunted house utopian Yesterday #29

Good for you . Thank you utopian. debm55 Yesterday #37

High school weight lifting Onthefly Yesterday #30

Thank you Onthefly. debm55 Yesterday #38

You could have True Dough 21 hrs ago #74

Fart Proudly, says Ben Franklin Historic NY Yesterday #31

HAHAHAHAH. Did Ben Franklin actually say that? debm55 Yesterday #39

Oh yes indeed he did, among other things Historic NY Yesterday #49

Thank you . I learn something new everyday at DU debm55 Yesterday #50

Aha! Now we're getting to the important discussions! WestMichRad Yesterday #33

HAHHAHAHAH. WestMichRad. debm55 Yesterday #40

It's how I avoided blame that was funny synni Yesterday #41

Thank you for your post and welcome to DU debm55 Yesterday #43

High school Spanish class, circa 1981-1982 Redleg Yesterday #42

HAHAHAHAHHAA thank you Redleg. That was funny. debm55 Yesterday #44

I have had multiple sinus surgeries and lost the sense of smell. pandr32 Yesterday #45

Thank you pantr32. You were lucky to get rid of him.. debm55 Yesterday #46

Cut the cheese? demosincebirth Yesterday #47

Yep cut the cheese. As a teacher in science class, we were discussing how varies cheeses were made. I brought in debm55 Yesterday #48

I let a paint peeler go Beachnutt Yesterday #51

That poor dog and young lady. Thank you Beachnutt. debm55 Yesterday #52

Not me, but one of my best buddies. Catholic High School freshman year rurallib Yesterday #53

thank you ruralib. that's funny debm55 Yesterday #56

I still laugh when I think about it - once in a lifetime rurallib Yesterday #57

A cold windy night. I had a veritable powder keg building up. GreenWave Yesterday #54

Oh how embarrassing. debm55 Yesterday #55

I was being prepped for minor surgery. lpbk2713 Yesterday #58

That's bravery. qwlauren35 Yesterday #59

Thank you Ipbk2713 for sharing your experience with us. debm55 21 hrs ago #65

I'm proud of my farts. I don't get embarrassed. canuckledragger Yesterday #60

Good for you canuckledragger. debm55 21 hrs ago #70

At church in the pastor's office. There were only 3 of us present, wnylib 23 hrs ago #61

Great post wnylib. It was an accident. Seems that they would have better just leaving it go. debm55 21 hrs ago #72

There was one other time when it was a close call wnylib 18 hrs ago #85

Thank you wnylib. I am glad you are okay. debm55 3 hrs ago #89

It was scary when I got the results of the PAP test and wnylib 3 hrs ago #90

Great thread, deb True Dough 20 hrs ago #75

Oh I am so sorry that happened to you.That is a very rough time period for teens to go through.I love your posts. debm55 20 hrs ago #78

Best laugh of my day - thanks to all. Glad there were no terminal flatulence stories. NoMoreRepugs 20 hrs ago #76

Thank you NoMoreRepugs. debm55 19 hrs ago #81

This post reminds me an old joke. Dave in VA 20 hrs ago #77

Thank you Dave in VA. That is funny. debm55 19 hrs ago #82

No way that could be thinkingagain 19 hrs ago #83

Thank you thingingagain. debm55 19 hrs ago #84

You got that right. debm55 7 hrs ago #87

In the middle of a huge orgasm!!!! Jack Valentino 18 hrs ago #86

That's funny. Thank you Jack Valentino. debm55 7 hrs ago #88

On a rifle range at Fort Drum, NY jmowreader 56 min ago #91

Thats a great post. Thank you jmowreader. debm55 20 min ago #92

In front of the whole classroom in speech class 8th grade. Emile 3 min ago #93