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63. A one-way, free, unending visit to

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:31 AM

Dec 2025

a remote South Sea Island Paradise with Mrs. Claus where people treat each other the way they want treated, where no one has heard of Republicans, politics, pollution, Amazon, Fox, cell phones, and has reruns of all the great TV Shows from the 60s to the late 90s and where Santa never has to worry about anything or making everyone else's dreams become real.

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What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am [View all] debm55 Dec 2025 OP

We always left beer and a sandwich. greatauntoftriplets Dec 2025 #1

Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would. debm55 Dec 2025 #2

Cheese and wine anciano Dec 2025 #3

Yes, Thank you anciano. debm55 Dec 2025 #5

Beer and pizza. Ocelot II Dec 2025 #4

Great. Thank you Ocelot II debm55 Dec 2025 #6

Pony Keg in the living room BOSSHOG Dec 2025 #7

Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG debm55 Dec 2025 #10

A chocolate espresso martini Easterncedar Dec 2025 #8

HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar. debm55 Dec 2025 #11

Pierogi and an Okocim beer. Diamond_Dog Dec 2025 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author mysteryowl Dec 2025 #12

Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too. debm55 Dec 2025 #13

Sex mysteryowl Dec 2025 #14

Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole. debm55 Dec 2025 #15

Ha! Ha! mysteryowl Dec 2025 #18

HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that. 2MuchNoise Dec 2025 #17

Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking???? debm55 Dec 2025 #19

Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!) mysteryowl Dec 2025 #20

Oh my debm55 Dec 2025 #23

That was not meant to be shocking. mysteryowl Dec 2025 #24

No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night. debm55 Dec 2025 #29

No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is! 2MuchNoise Dec 2025 #22

Thank you 2MuchNoise. debm55 Dec 2025 #69

My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again? rsdsharp Dec 2025 #16

rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know debm55 Dec 2025 #21

I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know. rsdsharp Dec 2025 #25

It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down debm55 Dec 2025 #30

Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill. rsdsharp Dec 2025 #33

Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to debm55 Dec 2025 #35

Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #26

Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it. debm55 Dec 2025 #31

We both have the same idea. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #38

Thank you, Irish_Dem debm55 Dec 2025 #49

I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping TexasTowelie Dec 2025 #27

That would explain the twinkle in his eye. 2MuchNoise Dec 2025 #28

What???? Oh laughing my ass off. debm55 Dec 2025 #32

Thank you Texas Towelie debm55 Dec 2025 #50

Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie debm55 Dec 2025 #73

One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown. Woodwizard Dec 2025 #34

Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard. debm55 Dec 2025 #70

How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip. patphil Dec 2025 #36

OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too! Ziggysmom Dec 2025 #47

That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you. debm55 Dec 2025 #74

Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it. debm55 Dec 2025 #75

Leave him a full bong. Jacson6 Dec 2025 #37

Jeez, I can't believe buzzycrumbhunger Dec 2025 #41

Hey, I made the connection on post #27. TexasTowelie Dec 2025 #43

How did I miss that?! buzzycrumbhunger Dec 2025 #44

Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Dec 2025 #76

sushi and a hot sake DBoon Dec 2025 #39

Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes debm55 Dec 2025 #77

Santa is international and supports diversity DBoon Dec 2025 #81

That's very true. DBoon. debm55 Dec 2025 #83

Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . . DinahMoeHum Dec 2025 #40

Thank you very much DinahMoeHum debm55 Dec 2025 #71

Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey... NNadir Dec 2025 #42

Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness. debm55 Dec 2025 #66

My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did ..... Bread and Circuses Dec 2025 #45

Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses. debm55 Dec 2025 #53

EasternCedar beat me to it. Polly Hennessey Dec 2025 #46

Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey. debm55 Dec 2025 #52

My dad used to say... Dulcinea Dec 2025 #48

Yes, Thank you Dulcinea. debm55 Dec 2025 #51

Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar. doc03 Dec 2025 #54

Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes. debm55 Dec 2025 #55

Yukon Jack Nigrum Cattus Dec 2025 #56

Thank you Nigrum Cattus. debm55 Dec 2025 #60

Ask Willie underpants Dec 2025 #57

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants. debm55 Dec 2025 #58

I just made some Kahlua. pandr32 Dec 2025 #59

Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that. debm55 Dec 2025 #61

Metamucil Phentex Dec 2025 #62

Oh you, Thanks Phentex. debm55 Dec 2025 #64

A one-way, free, unending visit to 3825-87867 Dec 2025 #63

Perfect. Thank you 3825-87867 debm55 Dec 2025 #65

a glass of sherry and a pork pie... da svenster Dec 2025 #67

HAHAHAHA. Thank you da sventster. debm55 Dec 2025 #68

PB & J Rebl2 Dec 2025 #72

Great choice. RebI2. Thank you. debm55 Dec 2025 #78

Stuffed mushrooms, mini quiche and bottles of a good red and white wine. mwmisses4289 Dec 2025 #79

Right, Thank you very much for the gourmet snacks. I'll take some too. debm55 Dec 2025 #80

some tamales and a Bohemia Kali Dec 2025 #82

Thank you very much, Kali. Santa is really going to love it, debm55 Dec 2025 #84

Considering all the alcohol and weed people want to give him, I'll give him the number for a good rehab clinic. Xavier Breath Dec 2025 #85

Thank you Xavier Breath.for stating your opinion. I didn't recognize some of the posters , but they have there opinion debm55 Dec 2025 #86

Don't leave him any alcoholic beverage at ALL! He's the one who is driving! CTyankee Dec 2025 #87

Thank you CTyankee. I understand. debm55 Dec 2025 #88