? When you cut a piece of pie with furry K9 pack do you find yourself cutting a larger piece. [View all]

As in cutting a larger piece of pie is I understand my obligations as I have to share with the apex predators.
Seriously man you skimped on cool whip with the pumpkin pie last bite.

And as I give them last bites of pie I wonder at times should I be worried, if these three Woofs ever figure out I’m made out of meat and bones should I start sleeping lightly maybe with one eye open.