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RZM

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8. And lastly, a Putin joke

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 29, 2011, 12:40 PM

Dec 2011

Last edited Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:08 PM - Edit history (2)

So Putin's asleep in his bed and all of a sudden Stalin's spirit comes to him in a dream. Putin's glad to see him and asks what advice he has for him.

Stalin says:

'You need to do two things. First, you need to shoot all of your political enemies. Then, you need to paint all of the buildings in the Kremlin blue.'

Putin responds:

'Why blue?'

Stalin says:

'See! I knew you wouldn't ask about the first one!'

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ok..I am asking...tell me 2 of your favorite jokes related to the topic, pls. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #5

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