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Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 08:38 PM Sep 2014

No one believes Seniors any more! [View all]



No one believes Seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, We've got to give it back.

Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

Sally said, No.

Jerry said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.

Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, We're outta here!
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No one believes Seniors any more! [View all] Crewleader Sep 2014 OP
How To Start A Fight- No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #1
Sexist humor much? starroute Sep 2014 #2
Who knew? I'm going to bed now. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #3
LOL! Here's another Crewleader Sep 2014 #4
Fighting Redux No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #5
LOL! Another on fishing.... Crewleader Sep 2014 #6
ROFL - Crewleader, I think you have one of those Jack Benny files of jokes... No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #7
Suddenly Senior Jokes I've posted years ago on the first DU. :) Crewleader Sep 2014 #8
Ah, Yes! What goes around comes around. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #9
Love this post and the replies. Wish I had a good story to add. Paper Roses Sep 2014 #10
I'm happy you enjoyed this thread Paper Roses Crewleader Sep 2014 #11
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