Humor

Duck waddles into a bar.
Bartender said, "Can I help you?"

The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"

The bartender said, "NO! This is a bar and we don't sell raisins."

The duck walked out, came the next day and sat at the bar.

Bartender asks if he could help him.
The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"

The bartender said, "NO!!! this is a BAR we don't sell raisins!"
So the duck waddled out again and left.

He came back the next day and sat down once again, and
yelled at the bartender, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"

The bartender said, "NO.!!!!!!!
And if you come back here once more I am gonna nail your webbed feet to the ground and you are gonna die there.

The duck said, "ok", and left.

The next day sure enough the duck came back,
except he only peeped his head inside the door.
He said, "quack, quack, got any nails?" The bartender replied, "No!"

The duck said "Good, then you got any raisins?"