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JustFiveMoreMinutes

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12. My Captain, My Captain Said Trump
Tue Mar 3, 2020, 08:02 PM
Mar 2020

As the mirror reflected his rump,
Simply twas the mirrors reply
I love you, my fat balding guy..
Cause we both release a dump.

This is difficult - nothing rhymes with orange jls4561 Feb 2020 #1
LOL! leftieNanner Feb 2020 #2
porridge Thomas Hurt Feb 2020 #4
I once saw Eminem being interviewed and he took issue with that notion and proceeded, RockRaven Feb 2020 #5
You'd have to go with tangerine. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #6
not really a limerick... Thomas Hurt Feb 2020 #3
There was an old man from Nantucket defacto7 Feb 2020 #7
Here's mine: yonder Feb 2020 #8
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #9
I came up with this one a couple of years ago: red dog 1 Mar 2020 #10
There once was a big fat phony red dog 1 Mar 2020 #11
My Captain, My Captain Said Trump JustFiveMoreMinutes Mar 2020 #12
There once was a big, fat liar red dog 1 Mar 2020 #13
There was an old man from New York red dog 1 Mar 2020 #14
I don't know how good this one is, but here goes: red dog 1 Mar 2020 #15
There once was a fast food junkie red dog 1 Mar 2020 #16
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