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15. I don't know how good this one is, but here goes:

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 05:31 PM

Mar 2020

There once was a cold-hearted Ass
Who totally lacked any class
Despite lots of hollers
About having billions of dollars
All he was full of was gas

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Know any good limericks about Shitler? [View all] red dog 1 Feb 2020 OP

This is difficult - nothing rhymes with orange jls4561 Feb 2020 #1

LOL! leftieNanner Feb 2020 #2

porridge Thomas Hurt Feb 2020 #4

You'd have to go with tangerine. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #6

not really a limerick... Thomas Hurt Feb 2020 #3

There was an old man from Nantucket defacto7 Feb 2020 #7

Here's mine: yonder Feb 2020 #8

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #9

I came up with this one a couple of years ago: red dog 1 Mar 2020 #10

There once was a big fat phony red dog 1 Mar 2020 #11

My Captain, My Captain Said Trump JustFiveMoreMinutes Mar 2020 #12

There once was a big, fat liar red dog 1 Mar 2020 #13

There was an old man from New York red dog 1 Mar 2020 #14

I don't know how good this one is, but here goes: red dog 1 Mar 2020 #15

There once was a fast food junkie red dog 1 Mar 2020 #16