Religion

1.You’re uncomfortable with your body and don’t want to put too much of it on display.
2.You love your body and think a burkini is what makes it looks its fabulous best.
3.You don’t want to sunburn the back of your neck.
4.You don’t want to sunburn the front of your neck.
5.You’re a natural ginger and don’t want all your freckles to turn into one megafreckle.
6.You’re recovering from/at risk of/generally don’t want skin cancer.
7.You hate the feeling of sand on your skin.
8.You hate the feeling of sunscreen on your skin.
9.You have short hair and don’t want to sunburn your scalp.

10.You have long hair and don’t want to sunburn your parting.
11.You just dyed your hair a fabulous colour and don’t want the sun to bleach it out.
12.You just dyed your hair an awful colour and don’t want anyone to see it.
13.You prefer to be modest and avoid sexual attention.
14.You’re on the prowl for a partner who thinks covered-up is the sexiest thing ever.
15.Your favourite beauty blogger posted a video called “6 ways to rock a headscarf at the beach” and you want to try them all out at once.
16.Your least-favourite beauty blogger said headscarves aren’t beachwear and you want to prove her wrong.
17.You’re transitioning or genderqueer and you think a burkini is less gender-coded than other swimwear.
18.You just got a new tattoo and you don’t want to expose it to the sun.
19.You’ve spent the last ten years wearing ever-skimpier bikinis and just want to try something different.
20.A seagull shit in your hair once and you are not going to give that fucker another opportunity.

And one religious one:
Your religion calls for modest dress....