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beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts) Mon Mar 20, 2017, 05:40 PM Mar 2017

Poll: What would you wear during the zombie apocalypse? [View all]

We are discussing this on Facebook and I think I would raid an outfitter's for close fitting, durable athletic wear made from breathable synthetics. Jeans are heavy which is good for protection but cotton absorbs sweat and doesn't dry very fast. I would also make sure most of my arms and all of my legs were covered so my skin would be protected from scratches and bites.

*Yes I know there are more important things to discuss but we can chew gum and walk at the same time. A pleasant diversion can be cathartic.

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	Jeans and t-shirts
	0 (0%)
	Tank tops and shorts
	0 (0%)
	Athletic clothing
	0 (0%)
	Sweat pants or Jazzy Jean Leggings
	0 (0%)
	Corsets and flowy skirts
	0 (0%)
	Leather. I would swaddle myself in the baddest leather I could find
	0 (0%)
	I would never wear another bra. Ever.
	4 (57%)
	I like pie, I would miss pie
	0 (0%)
	Other (explain)
	3 (43%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Poll: What would you wear during the zombie apocalypse? [View all] beam me up scottie Mar 2017 OP

Venison n/t tazkcmo Mar 2017 #1

Interesting choice. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #12

Don't you think this belongs in the Lounge? TexasProgresive Mar 2017 #2

Why? beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #3

Just seemed a bizarre subject for Atheists & Agnostics. TexasProgresive Mar 2017 #4

Zombies remind me of religion for some reason, might be that whole Easter thing. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #10

I celebrate every Easter by watching a zombie movie. Goblinmonger Mar 2017 #42

Me too. And yes! Another poll please. Dead Snow is a good one. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #48

Dead Snow was hilarious. Act_of_Reparation Mar 2017 #55

I thoroughly enjoyed that movie. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #57

Until now, I thought it was a documentary! nt Gore1FL Mar 2017 #68

Just curious EvolveOrConvolve Mar 2017 #37

An M1 tank LuvLoogie Mar 2017 #5

GOOD ANSWER! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #13

These choices seem vaguely familiar Heddi Mar 2017 #6

Also I would never wear another bra, ever Heddi Mar 2017 #8

Yeah that's a tough one. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #15

Right? I wonder where I got the idea? beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #14

Jazzy Jean Jeggings Heddi Mar 2017 #19

Those look extremely comfortable, I've always wanted to try them. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #22

I have about 15 pairs of Leggings Heddi Mar 2017 #26

We must be sisters. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #28

I admire the fact that you've gotten out of those pj's mountain grammy Mar 2017 #71

Is that what you call these things? Curmudgeoness Mar 2017 #60

Trump skin rock Mar 2017 #7

Dammit MFM008 Mar 2017 #11

Brilliant! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #16

A Red MAGA hat should protect me. I'd blend in JDC Mar 2017 #9

This is true. Camouflage is essential. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #17

Football helmet, of course Warpy Mar 2017 #18

Good idea, and for zombies who prefer tender cuts body armor for battle. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #20

Well, I'm old Warpy Mar 2017 #21

Yeah - what's that joke? beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #23

... Warpy Mar 2017 #24

Nice! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #25

Outrunning a single zombie isn't the problem (sorry, zombie lit is my thang) Goblinmonger Mar 2017 #46

See this is exactly why we need to teach this stuff in school. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #47

I didn't know there was a pet on the line. Goblinmonger Mar 2017 #49

I was referring to the t-shirt that reads "I would push you in front of a zombie to save my cat" beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #50

You left out an option Lordquinton Mar 2017 #27

Awesome!!! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #29

I think it's calld Heddi Mar 2017 #31

LMAO! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #34

"let me slip into something more comfortable... Heddi Mar 2017 #36

she left out another option Heddi Mar 2017 #30

I really wonder what is going on here... uriel1972 Mar 2017 #33

Ack!!! Must. Have. Eye. Bleach. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #35

Zardoz reference. Act_of_Reparation Mar 2017 #53

Oh Act-of'reparation, the Internets aren't yours to give Heddi Mar 2017 #63

That's just what Mr. Blur wants you to think. Act_of_Reparation Mar 2017 #65

And that is why he was removed from our presence Heddi Mar 2017 #66

Lord Humongous from Mad Max (or Mad Max II if you are in Australia) uriel1972 Mar 2017 #32

I promise to never wear a bra ever again EvolveOrConvolve Mar 2017 #38

I feel you, man. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #39

It does not matter what you wear. Doreen Mar 2017 #40

That's a good suggestion. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #41

As I learned in zombieland it does not matter what you use. Doreen Mar 2017 #44

Someone has to wear the corset, might as well be me LostOne4Ever Mar 2017 #43

I'm too sexy for my corset... 🎶 beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #45

Zombie repellent. DavidDvorkin Mar 2017 #51

Just don't use garlic and olive oil. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #52

I'd probably break out a Meshuggah tee shirt. Act_of_Reparation Mar 2017 #54

No doubt. Merle had the right idea: beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #56

I forgot what I was wearing last time that happened.... defacto7 Mar 2017 #58

I hate when that happens. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #59

You gotta think strategic, man Warren DeMontague Mar 2017 #61

Lol! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #62

Other: I'd dig up my old SCA armor and likely wear it... NeoGreen Mar 2017 #64

Ha ha! I love it! beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #67

Pockets. All the pockets. gelatinous cube Mar 2017 #69

Yes. Pockets would be essential. beam me up scottie Mar 2017 #70